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Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 61

FG

I know, I know. Not a part of *your* vocabulary. But we can't all be the heir to Liberace, can we?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 62

SE

*feels the spirit of Libarace ooze from the spoons, as a candlestick floats across the room into his hand*

What? Someone can't enjoy spandex, leather, fur and sequins without getting *those* sort of remarks? Tsk tsk tsk!

*turns on his high heeled boots*


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 63

FG

It takes a very secure person to pull all that glamour off. I know I'm not up to the task. Therefore, I must make fun of those who threaten my self-esteem.

*eyes the high-heeled boots*


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 64

SE

They're suede you know

*clicks the heels together*


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 65

FG

You're not planning on going home, are you Dorothy?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 66

SE

I love it when you call me Dorothy, Toto.


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Post 67

FG

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Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 68

SE

FG!! Email me about what you typed!

[email protected]


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 69

SE

FG!! Email me about what you typed!

[email protected]


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 70

SE

Darn you post message button


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 71

FG

Okey-dokey, but you'll be surprised how innocent it actually is. Gosh, I don't know what the moderators have against Midwestern prostitutes.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 72

SE

Well, I'd agree with you and say that I'm a venal person, but I think that this line of conversation has already been whored enough


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 73

FG

smiley - groan

You know that's a terrible pun, don't you? Frankly, I'm aghast.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 74

SE

I have no idea what you are talking about smiley - whistle

Am I the only person that likes that one eight hundred collect commercial where that guy goes "Now that's what I call saving some dough?" Cracks me up every time!!


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 75

FG

I'm afraid you are. I like the sort of commercials for prescription medications where they warm people who are on mysterious drugs or have unidentifiable diseases not to take it. They leave me confused and in a cold sweat. Who knew there were so many sick people out there?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 76

SE

Doctors, nurses, advertisers, the elderly....


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 77

FG

You've got a point. Perhaps you should have it professionally removed.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 78

SE

I'm afraid I'm quite attatched to it... literally


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 79

FG

Maybe you could get it filed down or something. Unless it's not *too* unsightly. Then I say leave it alone and it will go away on it's own.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 80

SE

I imagine if it goes away it will take me with it


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