h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You post my script, you die. Understand?!

Oh, but your script is SO funny... Everybody should have a copy...

Sorry once again for the fawn mix-up... There was a bit of a cock up at my end...

I would comment... but I've never been permitted to actually reead or see Emily's script... so I can't...

Jamie

me too, so live a little scott, post the script, i promise i won't tell her..

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the worm is in the process of turning as there is a twig sticking out and its making me unconfortable

Que?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your script and everybody would really like to read it... Very funny... You know you want me to post it really... I'll post it anyway when you're at Uni, give you a while to calm down...

Or, of course, I could just e-mail Ed and Co. and persuade them to keep quiet about it...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie x

Mr. Odie, the only thing that will keep Mr. Ed quiet is his death, and even I'm not that desperate.

no, doughnuts and money are a short term solution

Don't talk to me about doughnuts... and where's my cake?

Good for you Odie.

As a bi-guy myself. I found coming out on h2g2 a great relief and the rest of the community eventually helped me come out IRL. In fact the girl who helped me most in my current g/f and she helped me come out as gay before I realised how much I loved her. Interesting twist of fate.

You may be interested in M2M2 as Lesbigay section of the guide as well which can be found here
http://www.h2g2.com/A290710

Thanks for your info Mr. Drawer, if I may call you that, most appreciated... I will check out that link at some point...

And, as for Emily... I would NEVER post your script online... I've tried and it's far too big... Seriously, after all you've done for me I wouldn't dare... I was just winding you up...

And your orgy's crap... Even with chocolate sauce...

And fawns aren't gay, Mr. Tumnus... You're so far back in the closet you're in Narnia...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie x

Miss Emily, I apologise for calling your orgy a load of crap but it is. Perhaps this is just because very few like-minded people are there... Would Mr. Frew be up for anything? Mr. Tumnus even? Demon Drawer? Even animals, although they're complete sluts...

Anyway, I'll go now... Leave you looking forward to my next entry : )

Farewell,

Mr. Odie x

How can you call an orgy in which Mr. Tumnus gets bound, gagged and shaved with a lubrication of chocolate sauce dull?

I just feel I should add a little support to Mr. Odie - hope you find a suitably large shotgun to kill those people who are narrow-minded about this...

{note to legal people-this is non-serious}.
{oh, and I love that line - "so in the closet you're in Narnia" - I'll have to steal, uh, borrow that one... }

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Thanks Miss Lucinda... I'm sure I know you from somewhere...

I am intending to get a large gun from somewhere so Mr. Huxley had better watch out... Along witha few other people...

And the Narnia line was from a Gimme Gimme Gimme episode called "Sofa Man"... But nobody seems to like or watch GGG so I hoped they wouldn't notice...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie x

Miss Emily,

It's incredibly easy to describe your orgy as dull, hence I've done it several times now... Sadly I haven't done anything at all at your orgy... And, to be honest, I couldn't care less if Mr. Tumnus shoved a feather up his arse and sang YMCA...

That was perhaps unfair... I'm sure you're orgy's great... I'm just unfamilar with sex of any sort so cybersex seems to be running before I can walk... I'll just grip my joystick and see what happens...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie

Okay, so I might just be doing this to get it up to forty postings but soembody asked me earlier if "Man's Best Friend" was a subtle in-joke... It is... It's a nice little reference to my apparent dog/Odie-like qualities and my blossoming homosexuality...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie x