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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jul 4, 2003
You need to quit your job.
Reason 1: you can't have your number come up before I can attend your funeral, and I won't be within a drive's distance for a while.
Reason 2: you don't deserve that kind of bullsh*t.
As an alternative, I suggest you come to the US and hide in our trailer and play with our preschoolers. Juice boxes and Bob the Builder and fainger painting should improve your stress levels by quite a bit, I'll reckon 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 4, 2003
"Juice boxes and Bob the Builder and finger painting should improve your stress levels by quite a bit, I'll reckon"
Never, ever, make that offer to me. Unless by 'improve' you mean 'send sky high and result in infancide".
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jul 4, 2003
My kids have more curative powers than an elixir pulled from the stewed carcasses of Mother Theresa, the Dalai Lama, and the Buddha and stirred into a sweet-tasting potion! 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 4, 2003
Um. Me and anything under the age of 10 that has two legs are a bad combination.
Nothing specific against your children dear, I'm sure they're wonderful, as children go.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
Oi! Play nicely with the other visitors to my journal, Kerr!
Turns out the malingering git didn't have a coronary at all, but had pulled a bunch of muscles in his chest which produces almost exactly the same symptoms. Typical civil servant...
Still, it made me think about a load of stuff, and I shall be acting on most of it over the weekend. Stay tuned for developments.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 4, 2003
I did. I said I'm sure they're very nice children 
I think the word you are looking for there is *Faker*
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
MM, maybe, but I don't think it felt like that at the time...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 4, 2003
On the plus side, if it's almost exactly the same symptoms, he knows what to look out for next time. A dry run, so to speak.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
Well, yes.
Then I open our poxy trade journal and read that another colleague - one of the nicest, sweetest guys you could ever wish to meet, who had left for pastures new, died of a brain haemorrahage at the age of 42 a couple of weeks ago...
You malicious b*st*rd. You know who I'm talking to.
But the good news is that my mum pulled through her op ok this week and should be home on monday.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 4, 2003
Hey, that's two out of three. And anyone will tell you that ain't bad 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
Well yes. Life isn't fair. I know that really.
But Jon deserved better. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 4, 2003
Best folks do. On the plus side, I am gievn to understand it's a quick way to snuff it. 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
Indeed. Why do i need a drink again...
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jul 4, 2003
I had a freakish cramp on the left side of my chest last week that was so severe I actually had a sort of 'i'm going to die' panic attack. Very bizarre.
Keep us posted on updates Bluesy . I'll be very glad to hear improvements my favorite shark is making to his life 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
The trouble is i don't know that many of them will seem like improvements to my life in the first instance...
As Jimmy Cliff once said 'I got a hard road to travel/ Got a rough, rough way to go'
I think it'll all work out in the end, though.
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jul 4, 2003
of course 
Why is it so easy for me to dredge up positivism for *other* people...?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
I have the same problem...
I hope to catch you or the hubby online at some point, but if not I shall e-mail you anyway.
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jul 4, 2003
ok then..i'd migrate over to the other computer to chat, but i really should take a nap at least 
stupid owie tummy 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Jul 4, 2003
You not well, Hon? I'm sorry to hear that.
I won't be online to chat for a couple of hours (stupid work), so not to worry...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 5, 2003
Is that your way of saying you're doing a bugger that rat race I'm starting from scratch and trying an entriely different approach?
Look at it this way, you ain't covered from knee to neck in bruises
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