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Post 61

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh, I dunno- imagining nice things for people make the nasty things more satisfing, I imagine.

smiley - ale


Intimations of Mortality

Post 62

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Ah, I dunno. See my new nickname and the song it comes from. I'm tired of wishing ill on people, and vice versa...

smiley - shark


Intimations of Mortality

Post 63

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

What a very dull sounding world. No offence dear. In general I would agree with not wishing too much ill, but it just sounds so... Natural Law Party.

smiley - ale


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Post 64

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Well, yes. I think Mr Dury intended a certain amount of irony when he wrote it, you know.

Rather as Mr Ellison did when he wrote is eco-fable story in which the world ended up perfect. The last sentence of the story was ;

'Yeah. And f**k you, too.'

smiley - shark


Intimations of Mortality

Post 65

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Well, that would be a perfect world wouldn't it? Peace on Earth and getting to f*ck me too smiley - run

smiley - ale


Intimations of Mortality

Post 66

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Mind your ego on the door frame, sweetie...smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Post 67

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Just couldn't resist it smiley - laugh

My ego is a perfectly sensible size though- comes in handy when there's no hot air ballons around...

smiley - ale


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Post 68

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


You mean we could hire you out and people could propose whil hanging underneath you? It's a plan...

smiley - shark


Intimations of Mortality

Post 69

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

... but not a good one.
smiley - ale


Intimations of Mortality

Post 70

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I dunno. There's a sort of...imagery to it.

smiley - shark


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Post 71

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

... but not a good one.

smiley - ale


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Post 72

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I think your keyboard has got stuck...smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Post 73

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Why think of something new to type when a previous comment fits so well?

smiley - ale


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Post 74

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


People will think you are idle and unoriginal...

smiley - shark


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Post 75

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

And? The problem being?

smiley - ale


Intimations of Mortality

Post 76

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Hey, it isn't a problem for *me*. smiley - winkeye

Bloody hell, it's hot isn't it?

smiley - shark


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Post 77

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Exceedingly. No air conditioning. Lots of windows. That only open three inches, at the bottom. I'm in a bloody greenhouse smiley - wah and I ripped my lightweight trousers last night, so I'm wearing thick army dress trousers....

smiley - ale


Intimations of Mortality

Post 78

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I'll not ask how you ripped them. My own 'casual trousers are too think as well though.

I hate work. Why am I not at home with a cold drink watching the Tour? smiley - cross

smiley - shark


Intimations of Mortality

Post 79

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mmm. It's Bruce's birthday today as well- I *know* he's in the pub with our mates, so why aren't I? smiley - cross

smiley - ale


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Post 80

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Oh, do wish him a happy birthday from me.smiley - cheers

I presume the answer is bad planning, btw...

smiley - shark


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