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Intimations of Mortality

Post 101

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

See a) smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


Intimations of Mortality

Post 102

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Why does no-one nurture my dreams? Why are they always trying to put them down?smiley - sigh

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Post 103

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

That was nuturing your dreams. It was encouraging you to achieve them to prove me wrong smiley - winkeye

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Post 104

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Thats the sort of arsewards logic I'd expect from you.

smiley - shark


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Post 105

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Hmpph. I see. You associate me with things that go arse first eh? Well thank you smiley - tongueout

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Post 106

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I associate you with logic that goes arse first, not everything. smiley - tongueout

smiley - shark


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Post 107

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

smiley - laugh Nicely built ladder- I sense a practiced hand smiley - winkeye

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Post 108

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I thang you. *takes a bow*

A lot of practice over the years, yes.

smiley - shark


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Post 109

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Well there you go. All those unfortunate slips of the tongue lead to a very useful life skill smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 110

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Not sure if i wouldn't rather have not had tha skill and lived an easier life, mind...smiley - winkeye

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Post 111

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh, but where would be the fun in that?

I managed a cracker on Tuesday- friend had pulled, and then needed to ascape as he was too clingy. She told me bloke spotted later that night with another woman, me say:

"Oh, he was probably really pissed and desperate".

Pause

"oh, shxt, I didnt mean, ohh, errr, would you like another drink?"

smiley - ale


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Post 112

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Oh, very smooth. That's lovely. And you say this person is a friend? smiley - laugh

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Post 113

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh yes. Remember I mentioned someone raised catholic? smiley - winkeye

I didn't try and build a ladder out of that one, I just got the drinks in.

smiley - ale


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Post 114

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I think there is no ladder long enough, to be honest.

smiley - shark


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Post 115

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

That's why I didn't bother. Dig any further and I'd be in Oz.

smiley - ale


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Post 116

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Well, the weathers ok at this time of year.

One of our office girlies has just gone there for a month...

smiley - shark


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Post 117

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

We've got an office in Sydney- clerical girls are always being sent on two month jollies over there smiley - grr

smiley - ale


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Post 118

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Hmm, no way you can wangle a trip for yourself? I'll hide myself in your luggage...smiley - winkeye

smiley - shark


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Post 119

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Probably not. Someone from our team went a few or two ago to see to our side of stuff. They might open a new Oz office though, then I'd be in with a chance- and a rather large suitcase smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 120

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Well, presumably you'd need to fit Pete in there as well, so it'd need to be a very big suitcase. Or pereferably two, thinking about it...smiley - laugh

smiley - shark


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