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Posted Jul 22, 2002
"YOU CANNOT DRAG ME TEN HOURS AWAY TO THE GODFORSAKEN CITY OF TORONTO TO A PARTY I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THEN MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANTING TO LEAVE EARLY."
*shrug*
Fukkit.
I wanna leave bachelordom...
I wanna be in good company...
I'm tired but I don't want to sleep...
On the brighter side, I'm writing a song for Amy the Ant about how Ants are more superior than other exoskeletal insects...
But, zark, does bachelordom suck...
Speaking of sleep, get some rest, twin, then have some fun. You seriously deserve a break 
Cheers to Uncle Heavy 
I met my grandmother who I haven't seen in fifteen years when I drove ten hours up to Candinadia to Auntie Shrew and Unkie Womanizer's house. There I also saw Auntie Cool and Unkie Most Hilarious Person I've ever Met in a Party both of who had fellowships at Harvard University which I find incredibly impressive although apparently over half of my relatives went to Harvard as well...
Take about academic pressure...
But, zark, does bachelordom suck...
Hey, how was the h2g2 party/meet?
Hope you all had a blast 
I was at a party at the same time though I doubt it was anywhere near as fun. 1500 people. Terrible band playing. A bit too much to drink.
I can't remember the last time I'd seen that much cleavage...
Danced with some girls, though. As best as was possible; that band really sucked...
I seriously need a friend, a shoulder, and a drink. Some funky music wouldn't hurt either...
But what can you do?
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Latest reply: Jul 22, 2002
A simple request;
Posted Jul 13, 2002
Hullo, cleaning people.
I was wondering if maybe you could do me a favor and not touch/rearrange/move under a large pile of papers, anything on my desk or night stand. Please...
(cleaning person nods, exits, and returns shortly with another cleaning person)
Er,
(repeat simple request)
Great. Thank you.
(five minutes later much commotion as if a heated discussion were taking place...)
Er,
(walk in, ask if everything is alright, recieve nods in acknowledgement)
Okay. Good...
(exit. five minutes later there is a giant crash. I run back into the room)
What was that?! 
Cleaning person: Nothing
(frantically look around the room for anything broken. everything looks normal...)
The moral of the entry;
Cleaning people will lose or steal your stuff. Or perhaps they just steal it but keep you under the assumption that they have merely moved it from atop your nightstand, for example, and into the bottom of the pile of papers you've been keeping since 1997. They also come early in the morning on Saturdays so don't bother trying to sleep in (especially if you have to clean up all the clothes off of your floor before they arrive so that they don't trip on your underwear or t-shirts).
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Latest reply: Jul 13, 2002
Oh, by the way;
Posted Jul 12, 2002
Remember those plans you made?
Well, we told these people who haven't seen you since you weighed less than ten lbs. and x oz. that you'd be more than willing to attend this party with us that they'll be at which is fourteen hours away and will take up that weekend you'd made those plans with that girl you'd been trying to work something out with for the past two months.
*mutters under his breath*
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Latest reply: Jul 12, 2002
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Posted Jul 8, 2002
Walked down by the bathing pond
to try and catch some sun.
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing
into hankerchiefs as one.
I don't believe they knew
I was a schoolboy.
And a bearded lady said to me --
if you start your raving and your misbehaving --
you'll be sorry.
Then the chicken-fancier came to play --
with his long red beard (and his sister's weird:
she drives a lorry).
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