h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"YOU CANNOT DRAG ME TEN HOURS AWAY TO THE GODFORSAKEN CITY OF TORONTO TO A PARTY I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THEN MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANTING TO LEAVE EARLY."

*shrug*

Fukkit.


I wanna leave bachelordom...

I wanna be in good company...

I'm tired but I don't want to sleep...

On the brighter side, I'm writing a song for Amy the Ant about how Ants are more superior than other exoskeletal insects...

But, zark, does bachelordom suck...


Speaking of sleep, get some rest, twin, then have some fun. You seriously deserve a break




Cheers to Uncle Heavy




I met my grandmother who I haven't seen in fifteen years when I drove ten hours up to Candinadia to Auntie Shrew and Unkie Womanizer's house. There I also saw Auntie Cool and Unkie Most Hilarious Person I've ever Met in a Party both of who had fellowships at Harvard University which I find incredibly impressive although apparently over half of my relatives went to Harvard as well...
Take about academic pressure...


But, zark, does bachelordom suck...



Hey, how was the h2g2 party/meet?
Hope you all had a blast


I was at a party at the same time though I doubt it was anywhere near as fun. 1500 people. Terrible band playing. A bit too much to drink.

I can't remember the last time I'd seen that much cleavage...

Danced with some girls, though. As best as was possible; that band really sucked...



I seriously need a friend, a shoulder, and a drink. Some funky music wouldn't hurt either...


But what can you do?

You know where we all are if you need us

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