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And now, presenting...More of the Same
Posted Jun 21, 2001
Oh! never fly conceals a hook,
Fish say, in the Eternal Brook,
But more than mundane weeds are there,
And mud, celestially fair
Fat caterpillars drift around,
And Paradisal grubs are found;
Unfading moths, immortal flies,
And the worm that never dies.
And in that Heaven of all their wish,
There shall be no more land, say fish.
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The Theiving Magpie and The Mildew-Green Goblet
Posted Apr 3, 2001
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere.
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine.
We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed".
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown.
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood.
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I'm changing my mind
Posted Jan 16, 2001
Yeah. I know. I said I wasn't going to write anything about myself. Well, I'm changing my mind...BUT...I'm only going to express my feelings and experiences in the form of rhyming lyrics. That way if whatever I'm talking about seems to be a bit trajic, at least I can make it seem humorous and cover up any hurt.
Let's begin:
I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No, no, no
I'm so tired, I don't know what to do
I'm so tired, my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what just you would do
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little piece of mind
I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid get
Three cheers for originality.
-Yossarian
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My first journal entry
Posted Jan 16, 2001
Just as I am not that big a fan of writing introductions about myself, journal writing was never a particular favorite either. But here we are, and here it is, so there you go.
Actually, I've decided to just post some of the stuff I've written over the years instead of actually writing about current events in my existence.
If in fact another researcher visits my space and decides that they want to know more about me, then I'll talk.
'Till then.
-Yossarian
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