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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Sep 14, 2000
To what?? I don't understand.
Please enlighten me. 
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Sep 15, 2000
Sorry about the confusion, y'all. Was just doing my thing, responding to the previously posted notion that God is a female. It popped up much further along the way than I had intended. And since you don't know me, my rambling makes no sense to you whatsoever. So I'll just back gracefully out of this conversation {stumbling over a barstool}{dashing for cover into the mens room}...
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Clelba Posted Sep 15, 2000
Men's room? I thought mothers were normally female.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Sep 15, 2000
hi every1 who has not run screaming from this conversation. howz u all? i may be an evil insane criminal but i am a caring evil insane criminal. today i am very pissed off and i now strongly believe that any person who is twisted enough to lie to two groups of very close friends to try and make tham hate each other deserves to be boiled in oil every day. i'm sure none of u r like that as you are all lovely. even the ones with the cats(?????? i still do not fully understand them) love u all lots.
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Clelba Posted Sep 15, 2000
You do
? My life has just improved drastically. That was a lie. What's wrong with cats?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Sep 15, 2000
there is nothing wrong with cats. cats are wonderful.......it's just i get very easily confused.
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Sep 16, 2000
Its true we r very kind. My brother is especially kind 2 cows but that will probably confuse u. I shouldn't have said it then.
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Clelba Posted Sep 16, 2000
I'm lost. maybe we could actually talk about things to do with the forum that actually make sense, or new things which also make sense. Like, I'm going to row in Penarth and Mumbles Regatta next weekend. It's on the sea and I've never rowed on the sea before. Pretty scary, when you think "Omigod, there's gonna be waves!". Ask anything you like if you don't understand. I just thought it maight be an interesting starter for a conversation.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Sep 16, 2000
I GO ROWING!!! I'm a member of st.dogmaels rowing club. dun worry about rowing on the sea it's brilliant!! not if u get sea sick though. i'm really chuffed coz my team are the west wales under 16 girls champions and top of the league, but only coz we're the ONLY under 16 girl's team. do u cox?
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 1, 2000
Er...
Every forum I have has turned into a forum about either Wales, rowing or Laura Jones(?????).
Why? 
I don't understand, either, why I am hardly contributing to my own conversations. Perhaps I don't know a Laura Jones, and I don't go rowin. I have been to Wales (Caerphilly Castle on a school trip) though. Nice place you got there.
Having now spoken my bit of nonsense, I will bow gracefully out again...thankyou...thankyou... (Roses landing on the stage, deafening applause, calls for an encore...)
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 1, 2000
hey i wondered where u went!!! you're the 1 with the cake right? or was that me? sorry bout the rowing. it's kind of an obsession.
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 2, 2000
Yes, I am the 1 with the cake. Don't mind about the rowing. I have been in the Wilderness, preparing to become a Patron Saint. I passed with flying colours, which isn't surprising seeing as I'm God.
Bye
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Oct 2, 2000
And a birthday cake, too! How sweet of you, honey! Now, LET THEM EAT CAKE! {spoken resoundingly, as if from the mouth of God} Here, sweetie, let me whipe that icing off of you chin...not too dignified. I AM assuming this one is sugar free, as you are currently manifesting as a dentist???? hehehe
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 3, 2000
hissssssssssssss. dentists. must defend. hisssssss, spit, miaow.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Clelba Posted Oct 3, 2000
No, I don't cox, I row. And we won at Penarth, but we came second at Mumbles to Mumbles. Can't talk much, I don't have time. Bye
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 4, 2000
The rowing comes back to haunt us!!! not fair the season's finished. right no more rowing talk!!!!
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Clelba Posted Oct 4, 2000
Ah, but the season has also just started. Heads.
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