h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have decided to keep this higher incarnation as it is the best I am likely to find ever.
What's wrong with dentists?
Stop growling, you have dribble down your chin.
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Oh, you're female. And American. It doesn't make any difference, it just goes to show that you can never assume things about people. Oops. Which is your favourite language?
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OH DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought this was a different forum. What I meant to sy was, Why is nothing making sense any more? Even the most crazy stuff? is it cos i'm tired?
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I am male and British. My favourite language is German. is spelt "fisch".

I know, i did german for 3 years. i hate it. HATE. geddit?
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This is my fourth year. 'Snot my fault if I'm good at it..ish.

I was good at it too, I'm good at a lot of things. I just hated it. why do people assume that the reason someone hates a subject is tht they're not good at it? Actually, I couldn't stand all the die's der's dem's etc, and i couldn't get my head round the numbers. I prefer southern european languages, like French and Spanish, both of which I am doing for gcse
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Our cats in a different forum aren't working out too well. (the cat food one)
I sort of understand the ders dies dems dasses etc and the numbers are easy I think. Maybe because I can count (to ten) in Dutch as well.

*wipes dribble away and stops growling* yes well. i've never done german but i do welsh as a first language as well as english and i do french. i think that is definitley enough languages for ne 1 person and i am being far too serious so now i am going.

I don't do Welsh, I go to a private school. When you say you do Welsh as a first language do you mean as a first other language, or are all your lessons in welsh and stuff?
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yeah all my lessons are in welsh. have you ever tried learning french through welsh????????????? ah. no. silly question really. oh the fun i've had. oh well ne'er mind.

Blimey! that sounds difficult! I read about an advert in a paper once which said "french teacher needed, to teach in Welsh". Surely it would be better if it was taught in French?
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hmmmm je pense c'est tres tres dificile mais j'aime en assez peu. and if that's all wrong i DON'T want to know about it.

euh, très bien mon am. Etst-ce que tu aimes le français? Moi, je l'aime beaucoup. Je vais prendre le français pour A-level.
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non je deteste francais. hier soir j'ai allee a l'ecole et shot my french teacher in the head!!! yay. that was rubbish wasn't it. i will now proceed to shut the f**k up.

Oh. OK.

hands up who's scared!
*quickly puts hand up in the air and then runs and hides behind the sofa*

ditto
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i hereby declare that all languages (apart from english......duh) are banned from this conversation to save what is left of my sanity.

i hereby declare that all languages (apart from english......duh) are banned from this conversation to save what is left of my sanity.