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...or...
Afternoon at the house of feline reptiles...
BigBrother: Kiddo, I´m hoooome...
Kiddo: 
*hammers frenetically om keyboard*
BB: I´m hoooome.... *shows set of newly sharpened claws*
K:*hammers even more fenetically on keyboard*
BB: *grabs kiddo, locks him up in the closet*
K: *bangs closet door from inside*
BB: hootoo, here I come...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 20, 2005
Thats not quite how it works at my house Dragonqueen. 
Hes figured out how to pick the locks so I just tie him to a chair instead
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Aha, you´ve just locked EvilClaw in the closet...
...?
to the kitchen to clean up the mess after letting dragon princess cook dinner
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jun 20, 2005
Anole...what you need is another wireless internet card...then you could access the internet via your computer...(aka Ordinador/Computador/Americano Sucio de los Aspiradores <"Computer/Computer/Dirty American of The Vacuume Cleaners">
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jun 20, 2005
not if you add one of the new and popular or else air fresheners that reek in a socially acceptable way like "New Gun" or "New Tank" or "Napalm" or "Old Latrine" or the ever popular "Old Latrine/Hobo Combo Pack" or even the brand new "Secret Stash of Marajuana"
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 20, 2005
I've been planning on setting my computer up with wireless internet but i haven't gotten around to it.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jun 21, 2005
...well...in that case...
-Requisition me a beat 
When I was born there was hurricane in Kingston Town
With a-foot-and-a-half of water
Everyone was all right
But I cried all night
It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
And they say:
This boy’s born to be a bureaucrat
And be all obsessive and snotty
I made my friends and relations
File long applications
To get into my tenth birthday party
But something changed when my man turned pro
I was sortin’ but I wasn’t smilin’
He forgot that it’s not about badges and rank
It’s supposed to be about the filing!
People!
We didn’t choose to be bureaucrats
No, that's what almighty Jah made us
We’d treat people like swine
And make them stand in line
Even if nobody paid us
They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats
They say we’re anal compulsive and weird
But when push comes to shove
You gotta do what you love
Even if it’s not a good idea
Zoidberg!
They said I probably shouldn’t be a surgeon
They pooh-poohed by electric frankfurter
They said I probably shouldn’t fly with just one eye
I am Bender, please insert girder
Everybody sing Jamaica!
Jamaica!
Just the bureaucrats, Jamaica!
Jamaica!
Grade 19’s
... Jamaica…
Sing me home
When push comes to shove
You gotta do what you love
Even if it’s not a good idea
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jun 21, 2005
where did you think I got the idea to download it...anywho...on TBS the Road to Road Island was on as well as the Petoria episode of Family Guy...the one with the Diplomatic Immunity song...
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*dark voice from above*
ORDER! ORDER!
* flies in*
THIS is supposed to be a COUNCIL ROOM! - not promoting odd cartoons...
What about all warfare you wer plotting about recently? Turned into "guess my cartoon"?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 21, 2005
I repeat, rephrase, reiterate: What if you held a war and nobody came? Thats the Evil Army's question of the month.
Key: Complain about this post
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