h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see.

its well documented. Seriously. The computer gnomes are such a pain at times though....do not make fun of them. Takes SO long to appease them..

How do you see through that blindfold I just put on you?

Because I took it off, . Don't teach your grandfather to suck eggs.

Why would I? They're both dead.

Oh. Sorry.

Its okay. Stuff happens. But if you look at life with a good sense of humor (like me! Wee!), then life is much more bearable.

But enough of this. *puts blindfold back on Dmitri and spins him around three times* Now pin this tail to the Judicator

*sticks pin in EvilClaw's tail*

There!

FGHKSLKKDSLFK?! ... My poor tail! What did it ever do to you?

*takes off blindfold*

Sorry - you said pin the tail!

Try again! And try to pin this tail *hands Dmitri a dynamite fuse* to Anole *sleeping in corner*!

No more dynamite!

(tosses dynamite out window*

The rest of us aren't cartoons, you know!

*is standing outside the window, and wonders why a dynamite has just been tossed into her hands*

Er...people? people?

*chucks the dynamite back inside the room*

Ah they must've accidently thrown it outside.

BOOOM

*the window shatters*

But you're dragons. One of the only things that is basically invincible without cartoonyness. Imagine how strong a cartoon dragon would be!

Why is my head ringing? Why do I see stars inside in the daytime?

Why am I furless? .. Oh yeah. I shaved my fur to make a coat for lil. Why am I suffering third degree burns? ... Oh yeah. I had a lava bathing contest with Anole earlier.

... Why am I on fire!? blarg!

*wanders back into the room*

Why is Dmitri on the floor, and why is EC on fire?

Thats what I'm wondering. And about wandering. Why would anybody wander. Or wonder. Or blunder. ... Or combust.

Who threw the dynamite back into the room?

* reels around room*