h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*claps at the pretty fireworks*

*is quite dead*

*pokes at all the electrons and protons to see if there is a way to combine them all again*

: Only one way! Large monetary donations to the "ZOMG Evilclaw is awesome" Foundation.

Nah. *clicks fingers, and all the elctrons, protons and neutrons jump together and form EC*

Voila. You are ALIVE. ALIVE I tells ya. ALIVE. Although...did you have two tails previously? And why this liver on the floor? Ah well. must be a spare

*kicks liver away*

MY LIFE IS A NEVER ENDING MORASS OF PAIN AND HATE! *dies again*

*clicks fingers aagain, and EC arises again*

Try to stay alive for longer this time.

*trods onto a landmine* Blarg? *explosion*

oh for crying out loud.

*clicks fingers and EC lives again. Clicks fingers again, and EC is made invincible, and the only way for him to die is known by kitush*

*improbably dies* Blarg? *dies again and thus lives... or something* *makes several Ran jokes, then dies again*

*but as he is invincible - comes back to life*

nyah. you cant die unless i say the magic words. nah nah nah nah

Hara kari! *stabs self*

This place is beginning to resemble the last act of 'Titus Andronicus'.

She... won't... let me... diiiiiie!

Poor kitty!

* gives and a comfortable pillow*

Flee! The rabbit comeith!

What ? Where?

It comith from the Castle Aggggggggggggh!