h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, Dmitri I liked your PS.

Thanks! Did you notice that if you click on the dragon picture, you go to the AMCG?

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You should stop protesting the remark, and start protesting unemployment.

Maybe Martha Stewart could use a new apprentice.

That's about the calibre of advice I usually get!

Noooooo! Don't work for Martha! Don't fall to the domestic side!

...well I wouldn´t mind a housewife...someone to cook, clean, yell at the hatchlings, do the laundry and ask me how my day has been when I come home from work...

I volunteer Anole because hes not me.

...what´s Anole´s opinion? ... and CAN he cook...?

Anole's opinion has been shanghiad, mugged, beaten, fitted with cement shoes, and been given a permanent carribean vacation.

He says he can.

Well, if you read my stories, you know what I think of Martha.

I'll stick to editing, I think.

And I'll stick to demeaning those among us who voted for Pat the Happy Machievellan Martian.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? (And Why Not?)

You know who. I already told you. Planet Bzzzzzzzzzzzzkfsk. They did it in two days. I didn't expect a spanish inquisition.

Blarg.

Gnött

I'm lost. (A lost is an alarming sighte!)

I'm alarmed!