h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They don't say that in Germany. But they say, 'Don't buy a in a sack', instead of a pig in a poke.

Why would you poke a pig?

In the old days, people would buy piglets at the market. But unscrupulous salesmen would put a cat in the sack instead, and sell it for a pig, which obviously cost more.

... Kay...

And a poke is a sack - what part of Florida are you in, anyway? The Yankee part, or the cracker part? Crackers know what a poke is. Like poke sallet.

The middle part.

Neither fish nor fowl, then, I guess.

K.

Thought you gave up your k's. Had them surgically removed, or something.

No. Just gave up the Kombat spelling in favor of something ... different.

A change is as good as a holiday, they say.

Korrect!

Kan't argue. (I kould, but I'm too - just ate!)

What kind of food kould you have eaten to make you sleepy?

Steak, potatoes and green beans.

No korn? Or kandies? or kake?

I had some iked .

How aboot kobbler?

No, too full.

Kool