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Don't speak that language, I'm afraid. If I know EvilClaw, he gets his WMD off the Horse Mafia.

Ah, should we invade them then?

Shut up Loish.

Who? The Horse Mafia? If you can find them. Ask Malabarista about the Horse Mafia. She knows.

Yes, boss. *lol*

Hello everyone. It's morning where I just flew in from and have only just woken up. Thankyou for your welcome DragonQueen. How is everybody?

You'll never find the Hose Mafia!

Hose? We are not Spanish!

The mafia I got to isn't under the command of Don Ed though.

You are lying.

I'm serious.

Hi, firey! Ignore these ignorant yahoos, who are obviously in a world of their own manufacture.

And it's Horse Mafia, you guys!

We are discussing Weapons of Mass Destruction directed at s, which we have under control, thanks to Anole.

Some of them under control. Some of them. I have "gognections"

Whose making them?

We know, all we have to do is interigate you through torture!!

Torture doesn't work. I've taken a Skill Level in Faking Masochism

Not if we declaw you.

Please behave when new s are here. You're just being confusing.

What about bribery? Whould EvilClaw like a few or ?