h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jealous...?

* pats puddy tat*

Arg! My poor spine!

* stretches out spine*

You ought to drink more ! Your skeleton gets weak if you only eat junk food and drink coke

*takes out 5 liters of * Its on the House.

...even little s gotta drink their ...

* hands Anole two barrels of *

*takes two barrel and chugges them*

*returns from the Pond (which ALPHA watches) with gold, weapons, and some forbidden "Dragon-bane" weapons*
*places "dragon-bane" weapons in a closet that EC can't get into because it doesn't exist*
Now that thats settled.... *drinks more *

I can only drink goat's milk, because I am lactose-intolerant (like most of the world).

No one but dragons should have "dragon-bane" weapons!!

I don't think even s should have them - I demand non-proliferation!

Hey, if all "dragonbane" weapons were in our possesion then we won't have to worry about someone else having them.

I think that's what Harry Truman said. Remember Julius and Ethel Rosenberg?

Who?

For shame Anole! Read your cold war history!

Oh and FYI, I can acquire them other places.

I believe that.

The Rosenbergs were accused of giving the Soviet Union the secret of the atomic bomb, thus ushering in the cold war, and mutually assured destruction. And if they didn't, somebody did. Which might have been a better thing than most people believe, because without another superpower, the only ones to have the bomb might have become real bullies.

Quite a black market for dragon slaying weapons actually Almost as big as the Morganti weapon market.

He's talking about Soul Eating Blades in Steven Burst's Vladimos Taltos books, with Loish