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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 22, 2009
You can offer, but will you? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2009
i'd say it depends on what i'm offered in return
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Yael Smith Posted Feb 23, 2009
::Still lying on floor, opens one eye to peek around the room::
::Shuts eye quickly::
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2009
I wonder what she saw that was so . 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 24, 2009
beats me 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 24, 2009
awesome, aren't they? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2009
What flavor are they?
Or are there real chunks of 
in them?
If so, I'll pass.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 24, 2009
their taste vary with their fillings - and they are 'only' big
i guess a middle sized hobbit family could feast on one for about a week
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2009
Tell me more.
(But not with your mouth full. You can swallow first...)
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 24, 2009
i heard of one hobbit who was so satiated and tired that he used a for a mattress
if memory serves it was filled with a mix of buckwheat, chopped veal and spices
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 26, 2009
It's important to get the right coverings for a mattress. They don't get bedbugs or dust mites, but the smell can be terrible! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 27, 2009
oh you can fill them with almost anything. that's the beauty of it 
but in case you will want one as a mattress i suggest a filling of foam rubber
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 28, 2009
Oh, regular knishes are filled with potato mash, but are filled with ! Thus, the bad odor!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 28, 2009
i have been thinking of filling some with 
just to see people's expression when the es explode in their faces 
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Ottox Posted Mar 1, 2009
While you're at it anyway, do you clean the rest of my journal as well, please? 
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Yael Smith Posted Mar 1, 2009
That a gigantic task, Ottox, and will have to start with your mind. And I'm just NOT going there!
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