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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2001
Shea:
You seem to have lost more of your name tag.
Just yesterday, you were "Shea the Sarcastic
Whatever," but now the "Whatever" has been removed.
Did the Whatever Movement vote you out? If so,
what a tragedy, and I 
for you.
Or was Whatever a body part (about which I won't
ask nosy questions)? Nice, quiet surgery to remove it,
hopefully covered by your HMO (stands for Horribly
Mixedup Organization).
I just wish you a speedy recovery, dear. 
Or, alternatively, the Whatevers should at least
vote you their official nemesis, so you can go
on Oprah and sell 2 million copies of the book
that tells about your ordeal.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 12, 2001
and the award for Mind-Bogglingly Excessive Use of Smilies goes to.....
PHREAKO THE POTTY!!!!!!!!!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 12, 2001
Bits of me are disappearing, Paul. I'm afraid if I stop being sarcastic soon, I'll end up just being the ugliest ballpark in major league baseball. 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 13, 2001
I'll love you no matter if you lose so many letters you become S and start policing aliens! 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2001
Well.
When you've shrunk to just "Shea the,"
maybe we can invert your tag to "The Shea,"
and write a song about you
"By the Shea, by the Shea,
by the beautiful Shea." 
In any event, even if you remind people of a
baseball stadium, it'll be a beautiful one.
All the best 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 13, 2001
Even if you're name won't say it, we'll know all the same. You *are* famous, after all. Just look at the size of you fan club
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 13, 2001
i like making shea happy, 'cuz that makes /me/ happy! 
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Ottox Posted Aug 13, 2001
I just hope you don't disappear completely! 
That would make *me* very UNhappy!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 13, 2001
noooooooo! we're going to have to start a petition to get shea's sarcasm reinstated!!!!!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 13, 2001
*ties a piece of string to Shea, so she doesn't get lost*
*ties the other end to herself*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 14, 2001
SMoB! That's a great idea!
::: starts leaving a trail of breadcrumbs :::
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