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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Mar 9, 2004
Isn't it illegal to sell body parts on eBay? 
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elwood Posted Mar 9, 2004
Even if they're found just rolling around unattached from any specific body?
Yeesh! It's not like it was a particularly fun body part.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 9, 2004
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away....
Sounds fun to me. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 10, 2004
.... If these eyes come complete with a full set of sinus cavaties that will never ever be irritated, I'll bid $850.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 10, 2004
Eyes and sinuses sold seperately. Batteries not included.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 10, 2004
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 10, 2004
Oh, what the heck, we'll throw in batteries. You deserve them, Dragonfly.
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elwood Posted Mar 10, 2004
What exactly do the batteries power? XRAY-Vision!!! I bid $1,000!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 10, 2004
I can throw in some salt, so you have a salt and batteries. 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 12, 2004
This is a pretty good auction. Ottox eyes are quite a commodity. I wonder if he'll grow some more for us?
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elwood Posted Mar 12, 2004
Well I recind my bid. He's starting to sound like a potato. *shudder* Growing eyes here and there!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 12, 2004
AWww... but it's all for a good cause... right!??
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elwood Posted Jul 23, 2004
Just missing Ottie today.
*leaves behind a handshake and a hearty clap on the back*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 24, 2004
Erm... I don't think eyes and salt should be mixed
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2004
Well, it depends on the kind of mixing bowl you use.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 30, 2004
Why hasn't there been any Ottox hugging going on?
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Ottox Posted Oct 30, 2004
I think it's mainly because you never come to h2g2 anymore. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 31, 2004
Yesh... that seems a good theory...
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- 7165: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 10, 2004)
- 7166: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 10, 2004)
- 7167: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 10, 2004)
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