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Post 321

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

There's an amazing bunch of tweets celebrating Towel Day... I even spotted one from Brian Blessed!

*rolls her harkonnen to a corner, fetching a Harvey Weinhardt root beer as she goes past the fridge*

A number of well-known corporations also tweeted. Pretty cool!


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Post 322

Milla, h2g2 Operations

It's crazy out there! smiley - bigeyes

smiley - towel


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Post 323

Witty Moniker

Oh, I put Pastey to work while he was here. smiley - winkeye


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Post 324

Milla, h2g2 Operations

Well done that!


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Post 325

Pastey

Yes, I mostly fixed a shower. Mostly being, except for the drip smiley - erm

smiley - biggrin


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Post 326

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

so you can get some slave labour, but you have to put Pastey up at your house...tough choices smiley - winkeye


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Post 327

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*saunters in, mug of smiley - tea in hand*


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Post 328

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

That might be some cold smiley - tea there!

*restarts some of the sad, abandoned, robots and odd organic creatures still around from past cleanings/battles, hopes they continue cleaning up, rather than taking a skynet-esk bent*


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Post 329

Milla, h2g2 Operations

I brought my own, that day, but it's sure gone cold by now.
Could use <BB<, he usually puts the kettle on for us.

*plunks down on some pillows in a corner* Ooohh, nice blanket too! smiley - lurk

smiley - towel


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Post 330

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

Closes all covers over buttons, lest Lil return


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Post 331

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

*...** smiley - winkeye


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Post 332

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*opens the fridge*
Oh dear, hasn't anyone taken their leftovers out? Ever?
*slams it shut*
*opens window and puts extract fan on max*

Any cookies around? I'm hungry.
smiley - towel


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Post 333

Pastey

Mmm, nice mouldy smell. I'm hungry!

Hang on, that's not cheese smelling like that is it? smiley - erm


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Post 334

Milla, h2g2 Operations

If only... smiley - erm

Found some crackers in the cupboard! ooh, salty ones!

smiley - towel


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Post 335

Pastey

Are they stale and soggy?


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Post 336

Milla, h2g2 Operations

Yup! smiley - biggrin Here! *holds out packet*

smiley - towel


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Post 337

Pastey

My favourite!

Could do with some cold tea to go with these mind.


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Post 338

Milla, h2g2 Operations

Sorry, no cold. But I have a mug of hot green tea if you like? I was just in my kitchen... smiley - tea

smiley - towel


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Post 339

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

About to go construct myself a salmon baguette - hopefully there will be some nice food here on my return

*Glances at mess on floor and scarpers* smiley - run


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Post 340

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*brings out the squeegee and scrapes the debris off the floor*
*mops with really hot water*
Oooh, that looks better! And the smell is vastly improved!

*dumps contents of fridge in black bin liner, and drags it away to the dumpster*
*wipes down fridge with secret ingredients and hot water*
See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Maybe we should ask some of the bots from the atelier to keep it stocked and clean from now on?

smiley - towel


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