h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the sea-donkey resembles this: as much as a donkey possibly can, and hits the deck*

red dog and UH, you both will have cameos in my story in the post... "the quest"... ex-R, you have a mention, in case you want to read.

yay! i get a CAMEO! in posing pants?

*vivid CAMEO codpiece memory hits him*

delighted of course sea - been and checked it out already.

Unc - do you remember the Cameo clip ?

no. which was that?

*memory rush -> Cameo -> "Word Up" -> Lead vocalist Larry Blackmon -> huge codpiece on TOTP*

*Hears something about cod as he flashes through the water, narrowly missing sea. As he ponders the presence of real fish in the room, he ricochets off the couch, arcs out of the water then back in again, knocks over a chair and flys across the pool table. As he notices the pool table flash by underneath him, he lowers his polo mallet which miraculously strikes the cue ball. The cue ball bounces off the cushion and hits a striped ball, which drops into a pocket. BBW is in mid-cheer, looking behind himself, as he is stopped by the far wall.*

Sir, do you know how fast you were going? *Taps pen against ticket pad*
I'm gonna have to write you up for speeding, excessive use of a polo mallet in an underwater hazard area and operating a without restraint.( She hates restraints.)
May I see your licence and registration, please? No comedic or poetic licences allowed; I'm not poetic and I don't have a sense of homor.

*jaw drops*

that was INCREDIBLE!

well, i hadn't planned upon posing pants, but if you want to be wearing them, i can write them in.

red dog, i think you'll enjoy your role, and my description of you.

I'm sure I will sea - can't wait till the next installment. Is it going to be weekly ?

sneaks in...loos around...steals cueball...Mwa haa haa! Now I can play pool and never scratch!

yes, it'll be weekly.

And it'll be good!

i could never manage weekly with my post articles. thats why i dont have a clumn...

I don't have a clumn either, mainly because I spend way too much time here already without starting something like that.

But I'm enjoying your story very much sea. Especially the last installment. Anyone want an autograph? Oh wait...I'd have to get it from my nemesis, GL, wouldn't I. Um, never mind about the autographs and I can't wait for the next episode when you shoot GL, sea.

i wrote the majority of it already, UH. that way i've got a nice cushion of backlog, so if i slack off, i'm covered.

usually i wrote my post articles in the five minutes before the deadline...

I write them, stick them in a closet, and drag them out to get occasional sunlight. They have very strict visiting hours in my closet; Only on occasional thursdays.
The drivel I post here gets written and downloaded in 5 minutes.

Unc, you are far too clever not to write more often.

"Far too clever not to write more often."

That could be taken 2 ways, you know.