h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the box in BBW's hand rocks back and forth as ghost swims around in it, consuming the pizza with gusto*

*Finishes his slice then walks over to the pool table and picks up his cue. There is a good shot perfectly lined up, except there is a striped ball in the way. BBW aims at the bottom of the cue ball and shoots. The cue ball hops over the intervening ball and hits the striped ball, pocketting it. BBW proudly turns around.*

There's one more for us stripes.



We ARE stripes, aren't we?

moans...
It's o.k., BBW. Next time, just look for the balls with the dust and cobwebs on them. Those will be the dog ones.

*stands there covered in cobwebs*

!!!

... i seem to have forgotten whether i'm stripes or solids. aw, that means i'm going to have to go wade out into the backlog and find out.

S'all right. I don't remember what I am either. Since there is only one striped and one solid ball on the table (besides the 8 ball), you have a 50-50 chance.

i could be really evil and knock them all in...

Sure, go ahead. Start with that black one there

im here to be your fan. at no extra cost.

Welcome, welcome!

Wanna slice of pizza? I'm sure we have your favourite. And once sea takes her shot, you can play some pool with us.


We're not very good, except for sea. I think it must be because of her tattoos.

I thin my ineptitude at pool may be something to do with the equipment I`m using - it doesn`t seem to work very well

*holds up No 5 iron*

*looks mildly panicked for a moment, before realizing that BBW was joking*

*thinks: "phew, thought he was on to me for a moment there!"*

*sea takes aim and scratches *

i dont even know the rules of american pool...

sea told me that you need these for absoultelty tip top performance.

*hands Unc a catchers mitt, an ice hockey stick and gridiron shoulder pads*

And these are quite helplful for novices.

*Hands UH some swim fins (flippers) and a snorkel.*

Drags out the firehose and unplugs all major appliances...
(Except the beer cooler, which is water-proof)

*Seals the crack under the door with some left-over pizza cheese, making the room watertight.*