h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sea lines up and sinks another... what was i? stripes?*

yes and you managed to potone and have a spare shot as well. I`d better sit down for a while and polish my cue hadn`t I ?

*tosses a saucy at RD, and takes aim. she knocks another stripe in, placing a solid within an easy shot of a pocket, before scratching*

*carefully lines up next shot ....... pulls cue back confidently and with the gentlest of measured touches strokes the cue ball which comes within 0.0000000001 microns of the target ball and stops short*

You missed? Oh, Great! Now sea will never let us forget this.

I think my cue must be a bit wonky !

*takes shot, knocks in two more of her own, and then hits nothing in on her second shot*

i suppose i should mention that i play this game all the time...

Happy New Year!!!

everyone must be off at parties.

have fun, everyone! be safe! happy new year!

Hello!
Well, I manage to survive the hangover, and now all my sins are coming back to haunt me...
which I don't mind at all.

Job satisfaction in the spirit world eh

Yeh, but the retirement plan sux.

*The doorbell rings.*

*opens the door carefully*

Ah, thanks, ex-R. I forgot my keys.

*BBW enters with a stack of pizza boxes.*

Help yourselves, everyone. I got a good selection of toppings.

*Takes a slice of double-cheese and onion.*

Is it my shot yet?

MMmmmm! *dives into one of the pizzas and begins eating*

Oh, what? Oh, yeh, I believe it is. good pizza!

*drools over the pepperoni-and-black-olives*



s-s-shot? who's getting a shot? i hope they're not contagious...

*staring very intently at the BBQue chicken with extra BBQue sauce and extra chicken*