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DarkElf - Thingite of Doomliness and Other Assorted Misguided Doings - 6*(92/8)-(9*3) Posted Apr 14, 2004
Hrm, well, in that case...
*grabs the spork from the table, as well as a well placed suit of mystical dark armor...and a flamethrower*
These should do nicely 
-DarkElf 
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Apr 14, 2004
Very cool, DarkElf. You're lookin' like one hoopy frood.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 14, 2004
I bet you're so hip you have difficulty looking over your pelvis.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
I have that problem too, but it has nothing to do with my hips. 
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Apr 14, 2004
But are you so cool that a side of meat can be stored in you for a week? /Zaphod
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DarkElf - Thingite of Doomliness and Other Assorted Misguided Doings - 6*(92/8)-(9*3) Posted Apr 14, 2004
Yes, yes I am
Modesty was never one of my traits 
-DarkElf
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 15, 2004
No, I'm just 'a' Zaphod Beeblebrox. Didn't you hear, I come in six-packs.
How do you do, DarkElf?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Apr 15, 2004
Ahh... I just started re-reading the series the other week. Good times throwing freshly read quotes around.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 15, 2004
Random quotes guild!
Why did I say that?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Apr 15, 2004
::: shrug :::
Why does anyone enter rally racing?
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 15, 2004
*thinks for a minute*
I give up, why *does* anyone enter rally racing? 
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Mad - I need a holiday, very seriously... Posted Apr 15, 2004
pray, enlighten us...
*sits down to wait for punchline*
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 16, 2004
Oooof!
*Gets hit by punchline.*
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Apr 16, 2004
Ouch. That must've hurt. 
That could have been any one of us!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 16, 2004
Good equipment is kept under a roof.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 16, 2004
But what if the roof were to fall down under heavy rain?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Apr 16, 2004
Or if the roof were to be on fire? 
Key: Complain about this post
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