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Living on a Spork and a prayer
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2002
*wanders back in wearing a pvc 
outfit*
Someone stole my clothes...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 18, 2002
i refuse to read the backlog, even after that image 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2002
Well *pulls at the plastic* it makes me feel like I've been shrink-wrapped
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jul 18, 2002
Joe, I hate to say it, that's not a PVC s uniform ... you have been shrink-wrapped. Best before end July 2004 apparently.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2002
Ooh... at least I'm still fresh *hops over to the microwave and puts himself in for ten minutes at high power*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 18, 2002
Nooo....
*runs over and pulls him out*
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jul 18, 2002
Don't be a fool Joe ... you're meant to prick the packet first ... 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2002
Ahh 
Ok... but I think I'm done now.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jul 18, 2002
O dear.
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jul 18, 2002
Just think, it could have ended up with all that plastic burned into your skin, giving you a plasticy look forever 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 19, 2002
....... 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jul 19, 2002
Some people will never learn
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 19, 2002
Still, I have come out with a fantastic tan *admires*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jul 19, 2002
You just watch out for that skin cancer stuff
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 19, 2002
I don't think I have much skin left
But my muscles are nicely cooked
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Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) Posted Jul 19, 2002
Time for...
Joe on a stick?
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jul 19, 2002
Would that be like a kebab? I could murder a kebab.
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- 8161: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8162: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8163: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8164: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8165: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8166: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8167: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8168: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8169: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8170: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8171: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8172: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8173: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8174: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8175: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8176: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8177: Sergeant Mushroom (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8178: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8179: Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) (Jul 19, 2002)
- 8180: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Jul 19, 2002)
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