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tanzen Posted Mar 23, 2004
When I was justa baby, my momma told me son "Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns", but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
...wow, that's the second time I've done that today 
tanzen
(just finished her first coffee for the day)
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Mar 23, 2004
Shoot. Video. Realigning rust particles.
Hmm. Nudity in fountains. Light tops. Harems....
I like this thread!
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hellboundforjoy Posted Mar 23, 2004
What happened to the chocolate? Nudity in fountains is fine but chocolate fountains would be better imo. (what is a chololate fountain anyway? is it a fountain that spews chocolate or is it a water fountain made of chocolate or is it something else all together?)
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Mar 23, 2004
It was a commercial for an establishment hereafter referred to as *The Chocolate Factory*. They import Belgian chocolate and put it in molds, etc. to make all kinds of goodies. One of their newest sidelines is to rent out chocolate fountains for events. The chocolate is melted and then pumped up a three tier fountain where it has a nice even *curtain* on all levels. Cakes and fruit are cut up into squares and guests spear them and put them under the chocolate streams, coating them with hot melted chocolate. Much like a twist on chocolate fondues. As to the chocolate that was used for the commercial, alas it was consumed by a large number of office employees who now I'm sure have sore tummies. Several secretaries and even more male chauvinists suggested putting various body parts under the fountain (it only stands a metre high), but fingers were lightly scalded when they were used. Such was my day.
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hellboundforjoy Posted Mar 23, 2004
Oh. My. Gawd. 
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tanzen Posted Mar 23, 2004
So does that mean we'll be corvorting nude in hot chocolate fountains 
??
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 23, 2004
Oooooo...I will...I will...
What's a little bit of blistering between friends? 
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tanzen Posted Mar 24, 2004
...I have in the past been guilty of licking people's faces because they had IBR (Irish Black Russians - vodka, kahlua and Guinness) on their chins...
...I don't know if I could be trusted around a bunch of chocolate covered naked people...
??
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 24, 2004
**looks around, worried**
Am I still in Egon's journal?
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tanzen Posted Mar 24, 2004
If you think you're suprised, can you imagine Egon's face when he gets back in ?
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 24, 2004
He won't care much - he fancies blokes a lot more...
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tanzen Posted Mar 25, 2004
Surely the fountain would be co-ed, I mean, it was zoomer's idea after all ?
(youll have to run faster than that...!!)
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Number Six Posted Mar 25, 2004
Well, if it isn't, you can count me out! 
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tanzen Posted Mar 25, 2004
It would be a little mean for zoomer to introduce the chocolate fountain and not be allowed in ...
...me, I'll just sit by happily and watch if that's ok 
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Jordan Posted Mar 25, 2004
Hmm... The idea of cavorting nude in a fountain is normally not my idea of a good day, but offered the chance of frolicking in a CHOCOLATE fountain? WHO NEEDS CLOTHES ANYWAY?!?
...I once licked someone's fingers because they had chocolate on them. I don't /think/ they minded...
Did I mention that chocolate is better than sex?
- Jordan
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tanzen Posted Mar 25, 2004
I'll second that motion - and I'm not even a big chocolate fan 
!
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Jordan Posted Mar 25, 2004
[Wonders what tanzen could possibly get out of naked-chocolate-fountain-dancing-type-stuff?]
[Innocently.]
- Jordan
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egon Posted Mar 25, 2004
honestly, i post a couple of links and before i know it all hell's broken loose.
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egon Posted Mar 25, 2004
and the place still stinks of TCP. Although it's now got a hint of Cod Liver Oil to it as well.
Has someone smashed a medicine cabinet in the library d'you think?
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 25, 2004
Maybe they're trying to drive the student populace out - surely the ultimate amibition of any library...
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