h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So I'm just poking around H2G2, thinking that I should suggest to people that they put their stuff to the peer review, and the third researcher I look at is a goddam scout as well...

My only hope is that the few articles in the PRS leave me something to recommend before you get a shot

teasing...

Yaknow, I have this bit I wrote about Drums...

Hey people! Thanks for visiting my humble page!

...Regarding your drums entry, Dragonfly; you'll have to forgive me for being about as musical as a plank of wood, but perhaps you could mention different drumming styles (eg Jean Krupa's syncopated rhythm and so forth), or even the part that drumming plays in different types of music (eg orchestral, jazz, etc). Maybe even a mention of drum machines?
Other suggestions that could be made might be a list of famous drummers other than Ringo (was he *really* a master of many instruments? Hmmm. ). There's got to be a place for Keith Moon, Ginger Baker, that one-armed guy out of Def Leppard, etc., and of course, the greatest drummer of the lot...

Animal in the Muppets...

Oh yeah, maybe some drummer jokes too .

Well, I am musical, but you seem to be more of a drummer than I am...

Thank you for the ideas... someday when I am bored enough, I'll edit my entry...

Excellent; another bit of scouting completed successfully! I await the polished final article with interest...
Nex...

NexusSeven and Dragonfly

After snooping around, I came across your discussion of drummers and I couldn't help but want to offer at least one drummer joke...
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
*Homeless*
Can't say I've got a million of 'em, 'cause I don't, but if I think of a couple more, I'll pass them on.

NexusSeven, thanks for the procrastination comment the other day. If you stop by my space, you'll see I'm not procrastinating like I was then. Well, not as much.

Say, what sort of time commitment is necessary to be a Scout? It sounds like it might be fun, and in fact that's how I found this thread, via your space.

I like what you've done with the place.

Hee hee hee... you so silly, Paladin!!!

Hey... How do you get two oboes to be in tune!??





... Shoot one...(hopes someone has a little tad of familiarity with crazy woodwinds...)

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.

How do you kow that a drumkit's level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

What's the difference between Ricky Martin's group and a cow?
A cow has horns at the front and an asshole at the back.

Oh dear...

Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground!??

.... Well, well, well...

HEY!!! I'm pretty sure I am out of more musical jokes, probably because I've tried so hard to forget them... oh wait... one more... but it kinda goes against my beleifs....

What would it take to reunite the BEATLES!??

.... Three bullets....

Sad, huh!??

Anyway, I'd like to put a couple of those drummer jokes on my guide entry for drums-- of course you will get credit for relaying them to me...

Glad I could be of assistance. Rest assured that I'll tell you more if and when I remember them...

Nex...

And what do you call someone that hangs around with musicians?

...

Wasn't that asked before, Hazey poo-poo!??