h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mind.... given some of the video/photo footage that must exist, in the hands of various people... I have, or do know... of me... I know one is meant to be all careful about that* sort of stuff, and worried about things being put online without one's own consent... but for some reason.. Its never worried me; just worrys other people, I guess Which reminds me, I really must put my new pic up on my twitter thinggy...

While we're on the subject of embarrassing photos...

I know that Snapchat is all the rage now and that one of the reasons is because any image posted there disappears after a time, but have the people who run it and who are members never heard of , 'Save image as...'? And if they have, and it's disabled as is the case on some peoples' Flickr accounts, are they not aware of screen capture programmes, one of which I've been using for years?

Oooh you hacker

This does seem to be peak stupidity.

or is it a deliberate ploy by GCHQ and the NSA o get a better photo album than the Stasi had?
we don't seem to have a conspiracy theory smiley

Hacker? Me? Oh good gravy no
http://www.analogx.com/contents/download/System/capture/Freeware.htm

We're all being watched.... constantly... GCHQ, the noodly one in the sky, or the mighty suction of the hoovery one I can never work out which it is I'm sure I could keep a few GCHQ opperatives busy, just analysing or even just having to read the vast amount of TXTs Tweets, and E-mails I send a day BoB knows what they'd make of it.... probably assume its all in some really complicated code actually.... I might ask them if they've cracked the code, and can let me know what the I'm whittering about

BTW 2legs, what exactly is that a picture of that you're using for you twitter avatar?

ahh... hmmm... I put that up a long* while ago... I think it may have been a picture of a potato... sitting on my probably quite dirty kitchen worktop I've now got several actual* photos of myself, I could use... none of which would necessarily be suitable to pin on a CV or a passport but some might be a little less err... X-rated than others I might not dare put the one up of me in teh corsett though... with various clamps attached to me I do have a photo of me, standing next to a badger... err... albeit a wooden hand carved badger mind, that photo is a bit old, and I've lost more weight since that was taken... oh... I know which photo I should use do I dare pah.... fear for me holds no fear.... but it may do for others hmmm.... nope... can't use that photo... I'm a masachist not a sadist... It'd be wrong for me to inflict that* photo on an unsuspecting world wide audience damnit.... I swear my endorphins are still on a hyperactive setting, since ... err Wednesday and otterspace Oops... sorry

OK... my guess wasn't far wrong. It looks like a small onion on the counter to me. I also thought it could've been a cocoon hanging from a ceiling or the bottom side of a table. Perspective is a bit arbitrary.

It may very well have been an onion.... onions are the kind of things I always have in... I just really can't remember... damnit... looks like I need to resize or shrink the filesize on these imagines before I can put them onto the thing for my twitter account ... which photo do you think I should use? hmmm.... purple dress, or black corsett... tricky choice... all the others are... really quite unsuitable Or... maybe just the photo of my boots...

I'm saying that's an onion. It looks like there's fibrey, papery bits at one end and rooty bits at the other, and it's onion-coloured and onion-shaped. I rest my case.

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Yes, this is utility kilt from sport kilt. Whats the issue on this?
https://kiltguide.com/directory/sport-kilt.html