h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. There's not really any point trying to "keep up with" Twitter. I check it when I want to, and if I miss something while I'm not looking at it, well, I don't really care. When I'm not actively using Twitter it is a bit like Schroedinger's cat. I've no way of knowing its state, and I'm not too worried about it either.

(Actually, I think that's a good thing. There's so much information flying at us these days, that sometimes it's good to shrug and not worry if you miss something).

I've been spreading my stuff about so I don't bore (or annoy) the same peope all the time. :/

Nice to catch up with the comedy conversation though, love all those shows! Except Bottom, which I thought was just plotless slapstick, and never been a fan of slapstick.

Twitter can be great sometimes..... I was chatting to my butcher at about midnight, who I am off to his shop in a while very odd... and giving myself beer-envy, by looking at tweets from pubs I know, some of which arn't even in this county I rarely read back through more than about an hours worth of tweets, when I turn on teh PC, or come back to it, having been off for a while... Though I've a few lists, I follow, so can knock through quite a few hours worth of tweets, from particular groups of people, and keep up quite well like that

I mostly steer clear of those, unless I get a flash of inspiration, which is rare.

Hashtag games, that is

Steer clear of 2Legs too. He's a freaking perve! Makes great reading.

Awwww I thought most of my tweeting was just about food.... well... mainly

I followed 2legs on Twitter for a while. It cost me a bloody fortune in psychiatric rehabilitation. Strangely enough, there were a few people at the same clinic who had been referred after drinking their first pan galactic gargleblaster.

Ah, I forgot we have a smiley for that now

My tweetings seem to be less.... and more thesedays honest...

Dare I dip my toes in Lake 2legs again?

Be . Be very

Well, yes. Food...and the vicissitudes of your nipples.

I see. Which, of course, means I don't see. Modern English. Confusing people for 550 years.

Well, we're never left wondering how life is for 2legs' nipples on Twitter, I mean.

We're just left wishing we *were*...

Well, I've taken the plunge. May Bob have mercy on my soul

you did?! I just followed James Blunt... for not particular reason

If you followed James Blunt, you'll have to follow Richard Sharpe for balance!

I really don't know why I followed him... Call it a moment of madness... A moment of weakness... or, perhaps, call it a moment of extreme followyness... or... not damnit... he's not followed me back...

2legs is following me now. I'll have to improve my Twittery technique and standards

I think famous people would be wary of following you back, 2legs - people have appeared in the tabloids for less.