h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*goes slack jawed and cross eyed*

Well, let's hope the "employee web use tracking software" was not running when I followed that link

Thats disgusting that is, treating members of the male sex like pieces of meat! Degrading, demeaning, etc, etc. You'd never catch us gentlemen ogling pictures of naked birds. I mean chicks. Umm tarts.

Bugger. I don't think I've fooled anybody.

Ahhhhh but these are healthy images of men, where as the naked birds shown in the media aren't healthy role models for women!

Hmmm - you know the world has gone mad when a good role model is a naked rugby player! However, it is "own clothes" day at work tomorrow - so if that's my role model.....

Ahhhh but, those blokes aren't healthy role models for men.

And please stop throwing hot potatoes at my ring.

And why not? (To the first point - with regard to the second that is not me. Duncan is to blame!)

Rubs Calomine Lotion into ring and glares at Duncan.

*glare* <----- See!

yes yes yes but why are rugby players not a healthy thing for men to aspire to?

Isn't there a smiley?
Hmm - the sooner we throw off the restrictions of GuideML and start posting raw bitmaps the better .
I'll have you know I have no connection with any potato throwing antics...spuds, on th e other hand.....

Actually someone in the office here ordered that calender on my recommendation!

Honestly, the things I do just to verify the factuality of your "Hangover Cures" article.
I can report that a chicken sandwich and a bottle of "Purdeys Multivitamin Energy Drink" seems to be helping at the moment....

huge amounts of red wine and pizza the size of car wheels last night so I know how you are feeling!

The wisest poet I know has a saying: Never let a bottle or an argument cross a threshold twice. Unfortunately this is not good advice if you drink expensive whisky....

My advice to you is to drink cheap whisky, or better still, Toilet Duck.
The hangovers are a bit worse, but you save a lot of money.

Ah yes - never mix alcohol with reckless abandon....it is so much better taken neat

For me, the Toilet Duck has really gone down hill recently. But the 1997 vintage was a blinder.

Is that the pine fresh vintage?

all of them but especially the one designed for tackling limescale.

Ooh I don't like that one - plays havoc with my bowels.