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Post 21

Is mise Duncan

Reports that Mark Lamars was implicated are hotly denied. Apparently the "greasy know-all" was a typographical error.

Anyway - I think the icons of our childhood are not being sufficiently well protected. What will it be next, Muffin the mule has dry rot?


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Post 22

Abi

Little Weed in a paraquat overdose drama?


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Post 23

Is mise Duncan

Bagpuss has insomnia?
Thomas the tank engine was derailed?
Zebedee implicated in paternity suit?

*wails*Won't somebody think of the children?


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Post 24

Abi

I am thinking! I am thinking!


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Post 25

Is mise Duncan

Blimey - I can't find any more info on the "Uncle Bulgaria Drowns" story at all. This leaves 2 possibilities: either (a)I imagined the whole thing or (b) an incredibly powerful conspiracy is at work here - possibly going right the way up to the Teletubbies!


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Post 26

Abi

Haven't they just invaded Russia?


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Post 27

amdsweb

No, you are thinking of the Weebles.


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Post 28

Is mise Duncan

The Teletubbies have invaded the Weebles?


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Post 29

Abi

seems a tad unfair!


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Post 30

Is mise Duncan

Don't write off the weebles just yet - they're no push over.
(Weebles wobble but they don't fall down smiley - winkeye )


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Post 31

amdsweb

*groan*


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Post 32

Is mise Duncan

..and well you might groan.
I have had to ask the general public to look into the Uncle Bulgaria drowning issue as I am getting increasingly concerned that I may have imagined it.....


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Post 33

Abi

a drop too much of the black stuff maybe? smiley - stout


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Post 34

Is mise Duncan

Not a bit of it....
I was up at 5am, am in Belgium now and won't be back for a smiley - stout until late tonight....


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Post 35

Abi

I meant at the time you imagined that Uncle Bulgaria had drowned... smiley - fairy


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Post 36

Is mise Duncan

I have emailed "The Big Breakfast" for them to confirm or deny starting this story....no reply as yet.


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Post 37

Abi

any news?


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Post 38

Is mise Duncan

They are being very backward in coming forward with the sources on the Womble story...this can mean only one thing: they have been coerced into the conspiracy. What possible hold the BBC/Green party complex have over Channel 4 is not known.

Did you know: Irish streakers don't remove their socks and pants smiley - smiley How odd is that?


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Post 39

amdsweb

Sometimes they do - if they have time, and it isn't a bit chilly.


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Post 40

Is mise Duncan

Ah well, Lansdowne road on a rainy night in November might qualify as chilly, I suppose smiley - winkeye


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