h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*descends into the forum on a tiny thread of silk*

Greetings and Salutations!

Helloo

*offers incey wincey a nice juicy fly wrapped in silk*

Oooh thanks. I will come here again, the catering is quality!

I shall make sure there is a stock of insects in the fridge, you can pop by any time for a nibble

*bounces up and down on thread*

Yippeee! And you are unluck! You look like far too big a meal for me so you escape on that front too.

I always feel a bit odd about people calling me by an online nickname, especially one like Dr Wonky Mungbean, which is as stupid as I could think up.
Its like IRL, I never introduce myself to patients as Dr. Brown, only as Adam, as I still feel a bit odd about being a doctor

But the many many drinks bit sounds good

look what is that flying past the window?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's continuity!!

Its all very clever isn't it?

cacti turn blue at midnight.

You see part of me thinks the next time I have travel shots at the last minute I will forsake BA and head off to see Adam. Cos he is nice, caring and not scary doctor like etc etc

And then I remember the mess that you made of that bloke's arm!

Wasn't that much of a mess!!! I have taken blood from thousands of people in my time, and only one fatality! OK, ten.
Just call me Harold Shipman

Actually if I had a doctor come in and introduce himself as Adam I would be worried. Make me wonder if he was nutter who had rented himself a white coat!

Have I really painted such a scary picture of myself?!?

I'm a normal doctor I promise! My jabs are gentle! My phlebotomy is fine! I've never killed anybody in my life!

Trust me, I'm a doctor

*jibber jibber*

Scary man! If you turn up at the meet up, I will be the one cowering in a corner!

I'll be the perfectly normal one with the sideburns and the hairy coat.

You have a hairy coat?

I do. It is made of real nylon! And it is brown.
Everyone laughs at it, but I like it! I get stroked a lot.

I have found a very interesting and heated debate in a certain forum

Yes but if I stroke it all my hair will stand on end! Do you have a problem with static?

(weekend of the 25/26 November)

Really, which forum is that then?

I do have a problem with static, and I'm thinking of getting one of those little black plastic things that some cars have trailing on the ground.

25 AND 26, or 25 OR 26 November?

I think you can guess which forum...