h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By eck, they used to freak me out in that house. All the colour co-ordinated towels, and the two bog rolls for number ones and number twos. Classic.

it was the toads that did it for me!

I used to like Bab's Cabs. Those hairy legs - made me feel a little queasy!

"Two weeks on the hormones and alread me nipples are like bullets!"

"I'm having my operation tomorrow. I'll have one small prick as they give me my anaesthetic. Then they cut my cock off."

Its a good thing you have quote marks aroudn that!!!

*squeak*
You have brought tears to my eyes

*giggles*

Okie Dokie, I'm orff home.

Have a lovely evening hon.



<---- For when ripley is up & running!

Oh you are so lovely!

Just been to the Rolex service centre - seems that they recruit their boys on looks as well as ability

*Pours yet another bucket of ice down the back of the good spider's neck*

I have found a lovely motto for the h2g2 University of Life:

Ipsa scientia potestas est - Knowledge itself is power (Francis Bacon)

And one for the h2g2 site in general:

Nescio quid maius nascitur Iliade - Something greater than the Iliad now springs to birth (Propertius)

Nice one!

so how are you honey?

Ooh, not too bad I suppose - lots of boring meetings all day

Not in tomorrow - what does the weekend hold for you?

I'm putting my sound engineer hat on for Saturday - which should be good fun, and then Sunday I shall sleep soundly after the night before!

What you up to? - you got a nice long weekend off?

conference tomorrow and then shopping for a mate's wedding dress on Saturday. Followed by a curry and off to the Dogs

Sounds like a groovy weekend - stick a couple of quid on Diamond Geezer in the 8:30 will you.

Right! Off for the first of the tedious meetings!