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yeah take care hon! speak soon!

*hugs*

Remember that it is the sharp end that points away from you!

Ach I am knackered from yesterday afternoon - its funny, the bigger and harder the copper, the more he blubs when you take his blood.
It just reinforces my theory that all coppers are fascist bully-boys.

How're you doing?

having trouble with the site!!

I am cool - so are you off up to Hendon this afternoon then?

Thankfully not

Today I have the pleasure of wading through more blood results, and having a meeting with *the* most cantankerous consultant I have ever had the displeasure to meet. Oh woopy do!

If you're busy with server problems, give me a shout when you are less busy - I don't want to take up your time!

That is not the point - I want you to take up my time!

No I am not that busy..

I'm sooo bored here at work. None of my patients have turned up cos they have to come in from all over the country, and the trains are all delayed.

Tell me a story to cheer me up!

http://www.h2g2.com/F13846?thread=17345&post=70810 postings 74 - 87 :-)

*grin*

I'm impressed! They are, as you so rightly said, shite.
Though I could probably say the same for your predictions of their fame & fortune.

Have you had any other brushes with the famous?

We once had that Zoe Ball's mum round for dinner, and I had a wee next to the guitarist from Cud (he has a very small willy). Oh, and I onced bumped (literally) into Robert Plant down Portobello Road. Nice bloke.

There is of course the infamous Christopher Biggins incident

Mr Biggins, eh? Tell me more!

I went cannoning into him on the first day of my third year at Uni in Warwick Arts Centre.

Spookily a year to the day, (though a couple of hours out) I went cannoning into him again in London!!!

That is very freaky! Did he recognise you?

He used to live just round the corner from me in Hackney, near the Tesco's, in a pink house. The Tesco's, incidentally, is the very same one that Mr. Biggin's got caught shoplifting when he was 'in-between jobs' for a protracted length of time.

Richard Madeley was soooo guilty. Allegedly.

Do you reckon he did it? I can't believe that he would be so stupid - its not like he's flat broke or anything, and its not like he wouldn't be recognised....

yes - it is the danger you see. Celebs love teh danger aspect

...Which brings us nicely to Michael Hutchence and fatal onanism

Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters..

In this house....

In which house...?

Its from the League of Gentlemen