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Heyyyy David<kiss i'm here if your still here??

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Hi I am still here

Heyyyy

Hows you??, and hows your day been??`

Very lazy day, not even been out of the house, saving my energy cos start night tomorrow. How was the birthday ?

Oh my ...you lazy sod,,,,,

Yeah the birthday went well,he enjoyed his time in pizza hut with me ,his dad, and his friends,,the kids ran riot sometimes and done me head in,but it was a good afternoon,he ended up goin with his dad after that,so he could go his nannys.etc..,i oly ended up givin him £60,but ive said i will put some more too it,,and hes got £120 up to now,which hes made up with,,

Glad it went ok, £120 ! whats he gonna spend all that on, I wish I got that much for my birthday, all i got was a couple of golf balls and a £5 bottle of wine, I wish I 9 again.

Birthdays are coming too quickly these days, I went on internet site today called 'Death Clock' it asks you a few questions and then gives you the date of your death, the first time I did it was 2013 which concerned me abit, so I reied again and got 2041 which I don't mind..

Anyway where's that piccy you were gonna send, I promise not to look at it til it's daylight, I don't want to have night nightnares

I know £120 quid for a 9yr old is quite alot really,and its not finnished there yet,he s getting some tomorrow too.

I dunno if i would like to know mine,i'd be waiting for it to happen,what sort of questions do they ask??,thats abit of a difference innit,,2013-2041,how come it changed??

Okay i'll send you a couple piccys now,,,close ya eyes

The reason it changed was because on the first question I said I was a pessimist and on the second an optimist, so being positive must add years to your life !. I don't think working shifts helps though , there i go being negative again, I'll soon be pushing up the daisys at this rate .

Well your pics have just come through, AHHH !!! I wont sleep now !!!.

Seriously though you are quite a looker, , that knight in shinning amour can't be too far away..... hehe.

Well i defo need to find meself a job that doesnt have shiftwork then,otherwise i'll be joinin you,making that daisy chain.

Ohhh dear,i thought you meant you were going to have nightmares then.

Well ive been waiting a long time now and he's still not arived,oh well only time will tell i spose.
anyway youv'e probably gone now after that booting,and i'm falling sleep ere, so sweetdreams,and dont work so hard

Hi Em, hope you are well x.

I've been on nights all week and have not been able to get on line to post to you, you know how it is working shifts. It was pretty quiet although I did end up getting assaulted again on Thursday night. It was at about 5am and there were still gangs of drunks roaming about the town centre, two gangs had a fight and I happened into it. A few lads ran off and I was just about to find out what had gone on when one of the lads ran back. I don't think he realised that I was there, he just ran at what he thought was a gang of lads and hit out unfortunately hitting me. he got the shock of his life when he realised he had just hit a police officer and ran off. I chased him and caught him but he turned into the worlds most angry and violent man. Luckily back up soon arrived and he was arrested but my bottle had deffinately gone. He was drunk but I think it was the cocain that had sent him mad.

Apart from that I was at a domestic were this bloke had thrown a TV at his girlfriend and broke her leg, but she did not want to make a complaint cos she loved him !.

I sent you a text before to see if you were on line tonight but I expect you must be out enjoying yourself , wish I was out . You will be glad to know your photo did not give me nightmares , and I see what you mean about your similarity to Jordan !!!!, but at least you are how God made you and can't improve on that .

Well if you are on line later we may chat, otherwise take care and love as ever David Xxxx

Heyy David

Yeahh i can fully understand how tired you must be feeling after your nightshifts,however you do much more hardwork than i do.
What a complete and utter kn0b that drugged up idiot is,i hope your okay,smooch>,has he caused any damage??.
I cant believe some women,their just fools to themselves for tollerating such violence,anyway it gets me mad,as i'm sure you know so i wont even go there ,as i think ive mentioned it quite a few times all ready my veiws on this subject.

No i haven't gone out tonight,i was just to tired and to be honest it hadn't even entered me head to even go out,unusal for me i know.so unfortunately for you, you have the pleasure of my company .
Well the only similarities between me and jordon is the huge bazzookas,only mine are real and still much bigger,i'm seriously considering going getting information about a reduction.
Well i haven't really done much myself this week,apart from work,and thats nothing special these days..
is it your days off now??

Luckily I am not injured, the violent thug only hit me a glancing blow......he was a madam man, it took 4 of us to take him down to the cells. As far as the domestic violence goes, I know it winds you up, I have no sympathy for these women, they obviously don't mind being in a violent relationship, so leave them to it I say.

I am glad to have the pleasure of your company tonight as always, we must be a pair of sad gits staying in on a Saturday night.

I did know a girl once who had a reduction and at first she thought it was great but I think she must have missed the attention it must have given her as a few years later she had a boob job !, women , what are they like.

Yes I am off til Monday, on afternoons then, had a very lazy day again today, may go to the Trafford centre tomorrow, don't like it much except for the Timberland shop and a very good book shop they have. You any plans.

Oh my god,you shud lock him up and throw away the key the psyhco loony..

Why thankyou very much,same goes big nose...,its always a pleasure to talk/type you too.,i know pair of saddo's staying in,well i haven't the money anyway,and i'm really tired so if i go quiet ,ive probably fallen asleep,as usual

My chest gets me alot of attention,no matter where i am ,or who i'm with,and theyv'e become a part of my personality ,which i'm scared id loose too if i had a reduction,as sad and pathetic as it sounds.but they also attract alot of unwanted attention,and i'm sick of not being able to fit into nice tops..etc...i'm getting really irritated by them now.,i would like a reduction,i just dont want the scars that come along with them,id like to maybe be about a dd-e-cup again.i'd probably end up getting bras that push them up again tho,.

I'm off work tomorrow too,and lad will probably be with his dad,so i'll be all alone doing nothing as usual.i'm sure i'll find something to do. have a lovely shopping trip.

Big nose ! and I took so much trouble to send you a photo of me that was not in profile too, ah well big nose and big breasts, what are we to do .

Having never met you I don't really know how big your problem is, and I don't know a dd cup from an aa cup but having scars and the risk of a general anethestic,......is it worth it ? I am sure you are nice and curvy .

Well I hate shopping and the other half is now going with her sister in law and her daughter so don't think I will bother, shopping is bad enough, but with 4 females !!.

If u fall asleep sweet dreams and I will text u tomorrow, if not reply

Good morning David

Are you here???? your name says your online.
Sorry but i fell asleep on you again,god i'm so rude,i couldn't keep me eyeballs awake.

Well if we do meet you wil see my big problem before you see me....

Idon't blame you not going shopping with 4-women,that would just be a nightmare for a bloke,you would only be in the way anyway,so what are your plans for today then???.

Hi Em

No plans really, may go for a game of golf but will propably just slouch around and do a bit of cleaning.

What about you, on your own today ?.

Well i'n not on me own just yet,but probably will be later,and no i haven't any plans.I should do something though with it bein me day off,i shouldn't just waste it by lounging round all day..
Golf??? thats boring

I know what you mean I should get out and do something as I am back in work tomorrow, but I am so tired all the time and it gets you in a rut, I need to snap out of it . A nice walk in the fresh air hitting golf balls would be ok , but none of my golfing buddies are available so I would have to be really sad and play on my own .

Golf is not boring , besides it costs me £800 a year to be a member of the club I am in so I need to get my monies worth.

May just go down the pub

I hate just wasting me days off,i do it alot and i shouldn't,but yeah ya get stuck in a rut... like now,,all mornin ive just lounged round,im still not even dressed,,how lazy is that. so think i need to go and get a shower and wake meself up,...oooooo pub sounds good