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Hi Em ....Hope you are well .

Well the new phone is up and running, not that anyone has phoned me up yet, I think there is only about 3 people who have got my new number, you must be honoured . Its a sony ericcson walkman phone, I have loaded lots of music onto it and walk around with my headphones on all day, I must look a right dick !.

So how did your weekend in Blackpool go ?, last weekend wasn't it ?, hope there was lots of drunken debauchery going on . Was on nights at the weekend, not much happened and on afternoons this weekend, but I am out round town a week on Friday .

Has Dave the gay dog turned up or is he still hiding ?.

Well not much to tell you, hope to speak soon Love David XxX

Hellllllooo David

Oh i'm highly honoured to have your number,althought i have ran out of credit lastnight on you,so thats why i couldn't text you today..

why was it cancelled??,,i could have come with you today as it's my day off,rather than you being alone.it's nice to be able to have company at these sortta things.

Blackpool was a laugh,as per usual,,i left my voice there,,i think on the vallhalla ride,or possibly in one of the pubs, i couldn't talk at all on sunday,much to releif of me mates and family i'm sure,and not even a drunken snog to be had,,though i was dancing with a 51yr old guy,,he was extremely funny,,ya do these things when ya drunk though..but all in all it was a much needed time out.

I went back to work on wed/thurs nights,,came home both mornings and went straight on a 4-5mile walk,i think i slept about 2hrs,came home fri morn,didnt sleep again,,went out to bull &dog karaoke fri night and up for work at 6:30am for work again,was on afternnoons yesterday,and i havent slept all that much at all,so i'm feeling a little run down and tired/achey,obviously all me own fault mind.,,i'm back in morn,,then 2 afternoons n a long day fri,,glutten for punishment i think..

Ive got to enrol at newton college in a couple weeks so i can do me NVQ2/3-social care,and i was goin to go into town now and see if i can enrol for another course...i dont seem to stop,,spose it keeps me mind occupied..

Its also my lads 9th birthday this sunday,i have no idea on what to get him,as he has far too much already,,he's stuff here from christmas and last birthday he hasnt even opened /played with yet,and he doesnt even know what he wants,he has everything he wants and interested in.i dont know what to do...any ideas??,,i'll prob take him and a few mates to micklehead or pizzahut or something,although they have removed the play area in The Micklehead. such hard work all this birthday lark,,,

Anyway sorry i haven't txt you babck as ive no credit,but you can always txt me if and when your coming online here.

chat soon,take care and stay safe.

I'm here if your still online??

Your very welcome,anytime...

and i will get some tomorrow

Hope your okay,chat soon

Hi Em .

Don't know why my operation was cancelled, think they must have over booked or something. Good news though i was told that it isn't anything to worry about, just some kind of cyst. Don't know if I will even bother having it removed now, its hardly visable, gives me no pain and an operation will leave a scar.

So you didn't even get a drunken snog or a grope in Blackpool !, gosh you must be losing your touch, nice to see you having a dance will an old gentleman, nothing wrong with that......51.....thats even older than me.

Whats all this walking for miles after working nights ?, all I do is collapse into bed, I must need my beauty sleep. Are you stressed or something, that sometimes keeps me awake,being sressed out, have to resort to red wine to get me off then. I know thats not good for you, but I have little other pleasure in life . .....or perhaps you are on a keep fit campaign......you know if your muscles are all achy I could always come round and give you a special massage .

I remember getting Jacob a telescope and a book about astromony when he was about 10, he got into it for a while, but kids, they are a nightmare, all of em spoiled rotten and want for nothing, it our fault though we are too generous, giving them everything they desire and they end up not appriciating anything.


Anyway Take care ans speak soon XxX

Heyy David
Well thats good to hear that its nothing to worry about.

Nope not even a drunken snog,although a few drunken idiots had a grope of me,however i did have a fab time regardless,,its not all about coppin off with a bloke though.

Well i felt like i was on a keep fit campaign last week,but this week i just feel completely drained and lacking the enthusiasm to even do anything,i need to gain me motivation from somewere,or just a kick up the bum.

My lad already has a telescope,i swear he has far too much and stuff that he hasnt even opened.,he still into dinosaurs but thats coz he still wants to be a paelentologist,and has alot of stuff about that,aswell as the earth and nature stuff,he's far too clever for his age.,but he also loves Doctor Who,the simpson and more,so am abit confused as to what to get him and he isnt helping me at all,what annoys me thought is the few things he has mentioned,he told his dad and i think he's bought them,i thinki'll just put money in his card,because he likes saving too. grrrrr why does this have to be so difficult.

Anyway i have credit now,so ive plenty of rolos,,,if your online later,give me a quick txt.
chat soon hopefully

So you've come on line eh ? , you know you can use the internet for loads of things.....not just watching porn .

Anyway how are you ?

Heyyyy David

ohhh why have ya torn yourself away from the porn sites to come and chat to me

I'm okay ,,just feeling a little drained today,hows you,?? did you have a good night then ..??

It was ok at first, went to the local and met up with the old gang, two of us went to town and ended up in the Dali Bar, it was crap full of dick heads , I was home for 1am. I was really pissed though, as I was walking home I had an idea of sending you a picture of myself from my phone, luckily for you (as I don't wish to give you nightmares) I was too drunk to do it. I ended up deleting all the photos that were on my phone somehow, just as well !.

Sorry to hear you're tired, 12 hour shifts do that to you .

What you been up to today ? and what have you got the child who has everything for his birthday ?.

unfortunately we both know town is always fill of d!ckheads,

I'm sure i wont have nightmares,so your welcome to send on anytime,preferably not naked or in the shower,,,,,,,,,,,,,,save them for another time,,,heehee

Well we've sat down and spoke about it ,and he realises he has so much stuff,and its just money going to waste,and i cant afford to do that,so im putting money in his card,which hes happy about too,because he likes saving too.and his dad has got him the presants hes asked for,so hes not goin to loose out,but i dont know how much to put in his card,i can only afford to go upto a hundred pounds,i know thats not alot in this day n age though,but i'm sure he'll be made up with it.aswell as that,were taking him and a few friends to pizza hut,i left verything so late,so next year we've told him he can have a big party for his 10th birthday...what do you think?

Wow a hundred pounds, thats a lot you are very generous ! but spending money on the kids is money well spent, just hope he isn't saving with Northern Rock !. A big party for his tenth is a good idea, we had Helen's last party a Rumble Rumble near the police station is was very good, they do everything for you, all you have to do is sit back and relax.

sorry haven't got any naked photos of myself......like I said don't wish to give you nightmares but I will see if I have any that don't make me look too awful, don't usually take a good photo I may take one now and if its any good send it.

I wish i got hundred pounds when i was a kid,but then again that would have been worth alot more than it is now,i was going to have a party at rumble rumble,but i left it too late really,i did fone up and enquire though,so maybe he could have it there next year,i just begrudge inviting kids that bully him though,and it will make me feel awful sending out invites and not sending them one,oh well we'll see when it comes to it i spose,the last time he had a big party was when he was 6,and we had that at sutton high,he had an inflatable castle ,we got a clown,and a huge table for 30-odd kids,phewww that was stressful,but hes always had little partys at the micklehead were weve invited just a handfull of friends,so he hasn't gone without.

Yeah strike a pose,a proper catalogue pose and send it,i hate having my photo taken,i dont take a good photo either.

I remember having a bouncy castle at Sutton High for one of Jacobs parties, very hot and loud and stressful, I think a quiet party with a few friends is a lot more enjoyable, and don't worry about not inviting bullies, just let your son decide who he wants to come, kids can be horrible can't they, Helen is awful to some of her friends sometimes, it makes me ashamed, I can see her growing up to be a real bitch in later years.

Well I just took a photo of myself and it didn't pass the nightmare test so I may have to find a better one.

Yeah kids can be so nasty and evil sometimes,but its all part of growing up,but once it becomes into bullying then something needs to be done,i can say one thing though,my lad just seems far too laid back to be bothered to get involved with any arguing or fighting,but then at times hes a typical kid and can answer back,but generally hes a good child,when people meet him for the first time,they usually tell me how well mannered he is,and a such a pleasent child to talk too,but i spose thats down to me being a single mum,and making sure he's like that instead of becoming a brat,and then people judging me ,etc...
He's only invited 10ppl out of his class to come tomorrow,and 4have already foned saying they cant make it,,which is sad really,but it wont make it any less special for him...

what you doing?? taking loads of photos to see which one looks best,hey dont worry i'm not expecting no Danny look-a-likey yunno

Have you got my picture yet !!!, please don't have nightmares .

I heard an Embrace song on thr radio the other day which I recognised, it was very good, can't remember what is was called now.

I am sure your son is a credit to you, so many single mums use then fact that they are single to neglect the up bring of their kids,but really they are lazy and can't be bothered, but you seem to have your head screwed on proper ,

You must send me a photo of you !!!,

Well it's getting late think I will hit the sack, she should be well away by now so my snoring shouldn't bother her .

David XXX....

Well sorry to say,i fallen asleep again,so was a good thing your last post was for you to go to bed..
It took me so many attempts to try and get your piccy,its my stupid phone and the fact i cant get a signal in me house ,anyway i finally got it,you could have smiled in that piccy,and you dont seem nightmareish to me.It's very strange to actually get to see you though after all these years,i will send one of me tomorrow,because tonight i think you would have had nightmares.

i'm supprised you even know an Embrace song anyway.although you should know all the albums by now since youv'e been chattin with me

And thats because...i do have my head screwed on.
Well time for me pit,i think i still would have been asleep hadnt some stupid idiot woke me up by pressing me doorbell and knockin a few ties,,,at this time too which is around 2:30am,i dont know who it was because i refuse to answer it,but it aint the first time its happened.,,one of these nights they do it,i will open the door and tell them to f*** off.

Right well its back to sleep for me,text me tomorow.
Hope your having sweetdreams right now,take care and stay safe.

Hi Em, glad I didn't give you ant nightmares. I can only find about three pictures with me in them and I don't think I am smiling on any of them, I must be a miserable old fart !!.

Don't go answering your do at 2 in the morning you don't know who will be there, just ignore them and stay safe

Love David xxx