h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been to Walton Gardens loads of times its in Warrington, its ok but I don't think its haunted, don't believe in ghosts myself .

I know about crappy shifts, but the good thing about them is that it stops you drinking too much, I never have a drink on nights or when I am on afternoons so that is two weeks every month when I am sober, the rest of the time I am pissed!!. There I go talking about alcohol again.

You know you should go to some of these NT places, they are very pleasent and relaxing, you don't tend to get scallys or chavs roaming round ruining it for everyone, do I sound like a snob ?

Me lad said there was a cemetry/ graveyard at the side,and thats where they seen it,in a window,is there a house or church or something,i don't know,anyway i'll as his dad tomorrow,its probably a load of rubbish,ibelieve in them to an extent, as far too many people have seen them,but i'd believe even more if i seen one for my own eyes,i like to think there is something spiritual out there so loved ones can come to see us,from beyond the grave spookkyy.,but until ive seen it for myself ,i'll keep an open mind., but i'm also into all this paranormal stuff,i'm very intruiged by it all,ghosts /ufo's etc...,

Oh my god your alcohol mad,ithink you should get to the nearest AA and dry out,,i'll probably sat at the side of you,I'm just a weekend alcholic,i don't dink at all through the week,no matter what shift i'm on,so that leaves just fri/sat,if i can.

No i don't think you sound snobish at all,you just appreciate the fact that you dont find these kind of people around,that you know will ruin it for others,i feel exactly the same,its nice to have stately homes ect,..still around for us to admire,not all of us appeciate these kind of places being ruined by idiots,we see that kinda stuff in everyday life,its nice to be able to get away from that,and visit such ornate and pleasent surroundings..theres certainly none round here.

There is a cemetary next to the park so perhaps that is where he saw the ghost...yeah don't believe in ghosts, you never get two or more people seeing these things, its always someone on their own and they are usually in some spooky setting, I think its all in the mind, I know there are strange and unexplained things happening but to explain them by saying 'its a ghost' or 'its a ufo' is too easy. It is also comforting for people who have lost someone to believe that there is some kind of life after death, but as for me I think there is nothing, hope I am wrong though .

Well sweetheart I am very tired now, was going to go to bed at 10.30, but you have kept me up. Itts been nice chatting again, we don't do it enough, btw got your text, did you get mine ?

Well goodnight, love as ever David XxX

I think theres more out there thats unexplainable,and there cant be just us in this universe,theres others of a higher intelligence somewhere,its like the facination i have with egyptology and how the pryamids at giza aline too the belt on the orion-stars to an exact match,and how they built them?? using the toola and equiptment they had etc.. and they cant even build a tiny scale pryamid with all the cranes, tools.ect.. we have these days,,,maybe ive been reading far too many stories n watched too many unexplained documentary.

Okay well i wish you a goodnight and sweet n pleasent dreams,watch the bedbugs dont bite,and yes its been nice,,we never seem to be online together these days
Yes i got your txt thankyou,,feel free to txt anytime,no heavy breathing kinda fonecalls please..

Goodnight,,,stay safe as always,,love n hugs

Em.xXx

Hi Em .

Ended up going to the trafford centre yesterday, was going to go to tatton park but it started raining so went shopping instead, not that I bought anything, I hate shopping, it stresses me out for some reason.

Well on afternoons this week so I wont be around to post in the evening, hope to catch you later inthe week.

Love david

PS got your joke lol !.

Hey David

Okay,,dont work too hard
Chat soon ,,stay safe

Hi Em , hope you are well.

Finished my afternoons now and spent most of the day lying on the settee watching tv, was going to go out for a game of golf while the weather was nice but was just too tired to do anything. Don't know whats wrong with me lately.

Should be on a works night out tonight but the other half is on an overnight course in Derby (or so she tells me!) and I am babysitting, so just having a couple of bottles of San Miguel to chill me out. Then tomorrow I am going to a funeral in Doncaster, her grandad died last week, I never met him but have been told I have to go. So i will have to drive over to Yorkshire and back on my own and meet all her family again, the last time I met them was at her sisters funeral so it should be another fun day.

But the good news is that she is having a weekend in York with our daughter so I will be on my own for a few days !!!. I must sound awful but I like to be on my own in the house, its great doing what you want without people nagging or complaining.

Anyway not much else to tell you, how are you and what are you up to ?

Speak soon Love David XxX

Just got your text, you still there ?

Heyyy David

Ive just finnished an afternoon shift,,been to the club with the people i look after,,i'm the same lately am just so tired,We must be working to hard.Other than that she's slowly poisonin you with arsnic

Oooo an overnight course eh??? what does she do??.
Aww sorry to hear that,,must be sad for you both at this time,even if you didnt meet him.

OOOOOOOO weekend free?? throw a wild party,,,oh and i have that all the time its bliss,,,,no nagging or whingin

Well my week has pretty much been boring,nothing to tell,god i need a life,but anyway i'm otherwise good thanks,

Well i've just txt you,so i may see you now,if not chat soon

<<<------- yes i'm still here

Hi , the other half is a solicitor and is at the moment a crown prosecutor, a bit too clever for me, she must have liked me for my body, not my mind and now she doesn't like me for either .
It could be arsnic but I think she is more a knife in the back type,

ooooo flippin eck,,she's abit clever then eh??
heehee awww im sure she does like you really,she just has a weird way of showing it

I'm just goin to put little un in bed,he's only just come back home. be right back xx

ok, mine couldn't sleep, I put her to bed at 8pm but she was still awake at 10, she was too hot, she is asleep now though.

8pm.....my lad only goes to bed bout 9/9:30,,if not later sometimes,ohh i'm gonna have to be more strick after the holidays.
He's been to the bingo with his dad and nan,so he's made up he's won a £5 bless him,

It has been lovely today,i was sat in the garden at work catching the rays why i could,it's meant to be throwing it down again this weekend,
at this rate were gonna be wearing our bikini's at christmas, and our thermals in august
Oh well i got a bit of a tan,ive got white marks.

So where are your white bits ! .

Yeah the weather is crap, I don't believe in all this global warming stuff though, if the climate is changing its nothing to do with us.

What you doing at the weekend / anything exciting ?

oh ive got white bits everywhere,i'm more of a marilyn manson look,,than a bronzed goddess<laugh.,well,ive got tanned arms,face and chest,thats about it,,the rest of me body never sees the light of day usually,although i did have me legs on show today,which is something of a rarity with me.

This weekend??,well im off work fri/sat but back in sun mornin,ive not really any plans,the band are playing liverpool on sat-night,but unfortunatley i'm too skint to go,so nodoubt i'll be sat in alone as usual,although,that could all change at any time

What about yourself,you doing anything exciting??

I hope you dont have marilyn Mansons teeth!!, I know what you mean though, I don't see much of the sun, I see loads of blokes in shorts soon as there is a hint of sun and they always have brown legs, my legs are always white an hairy with knobbly knees , so I don't wear shorts much......not putting you off am I .

I am working mornings on Saturday off Sunday and all next week, babysitting duties again while its the summer hols. So wont be going out at the weekend, just chilling at home on my own.

ooo no,i haven't got a mouthful of gold teeth.

It really infuriates me because the sun seems to rebound of my legs,they must be like mirrors,as i never seem to tan on my legs,,ive resorted to using that dove bodyglow this week,i just hope i dont look orange or streaky,people might mistake me for an umpa-lumpa
ooo you paint a lovely picture of yourself....heeheee,,first your bald and a strange face??,and now your white with knobly knees,wow what a stunner,people may mistake you for someone of a horror movie.im only kiddin
Next week,i may go to formby,or delamere,or rhyl or summat if its nice with me lad,,what have you got planned??,i'd love to know where all these statley homes and such are,..

You know I am not that bad really, I don't remember saying I had a strange face, but I suppose it must be, I often get people saying that I look like Robson Green !!!

Next week may go for a bike ride to Delamere or try Tatton Park again, or to Dunham Massey which is close to Tatton Park, they are easy to get to. just off the M56 before you get to Manchester airport, well signed posted. If the weather is bad may try the Blue John mines in Derbyshire again. Or perhaps go the pictures and see the new Harry Potter.

I hate the summer hols, can't I wait for September !, get a bit of peace again

Well off to bed now, up early tomorrow, lovely to speak again,

night, love David XxX