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heyyyyy 10 mins??? are you still here ??????

David,,

are you still here?????,,come on 10mins,,,,hope your still here......

hello

Well looks like we missed each other again, off to bed now, in court in the morning, I think I told you about the job, that bloke who flashed himself to the young girl at B and Q ?, anyway will tell you what happens. Love David

i'm sorry i disapeared after i posted,i couldn't keep me eyes open.

I had a early morning,up for work,then went over the park lastnight,but had been to the bull and dog for a few drinks first,the highlight of me night was me falling over face first into the mud, me boot somehow got stuck under a peice of wood that was covering wires,and i tripped up,totally covered in mud i was,oh well give everybody something to laugh at .We all then went watching the band,they were good,and i was doing lots of jumping round and then the fireworks,personally i thought they were crap,it was far to light outside for them,and there was hardly anyone there to watch them-the fireworks i mean,maybe the council will change it back to abit of a later date.
Ohh i was in chloes bar,sefton,westfields,panamas,,i didn't venture into the zoo or dali bar,,,so i may have seen you in chloes.

I hope your day isn't so bad, chat later,,i'm gonna dash now,i'm absolutly shattered,and have lots to do.

Hope to see you soon

Hi Em been on nights all week and have not had chance to post.

Not much to tell you really, been quiet at work and very boring, was struggling to stay wake and nearly fell asleep at the wheel. Working these shifts cannot be good for you, this lad I know who retired from the police last year after working shifts for 30 years, dropped down dead last week, aged 56.....well I have got that to look forward to I suppose .

I should be out round town tonight, not really in the mood though, town is so boring and this weather is getting me down, I mean its July !, I would just like to feel the sun on my face for a few hours. Ahh. . . see what I did then ?, started talking about the weather !!!, hope I didn't bore you .

Anyway will speak soon I hope, take care and lots of love, David

Well for a change it's me posting while completely pissed!. I've been out down Westfield Street and not seen anyone who I think may be you. I've been looking at everyone thinking 'Is that Em,.

Anyway hope you r ok.......I am going to be very silly now and go against all that we have thought fair and decent .....I am going to give you my mobile number. I am fed up of looking around hoping to see you. I will understand if you don't want it or if you feel I am being a bit forward. But perhaps it will help us at last meet each other which is what we both want ?. Anyway here it is ......feel free to text or if you are feeling very brave phone...........07774094135.

If you don't wish to contact me this way I will understand, you will be my friend as ever.......Love David xxx.

Good mornin David

You silly sod,,putting your number up for all to see,ive got it now,,so i will txt you asap,,i need to get credit later. i'm going to yikes that posting now,,only so it gets your number deleted ...hope you dont mind..

Anyway as much as i wanted to go out and could have had a babysitter,noone was playing out,so i sat in all on me own and drank meself silly on stella,,am feelin it today though...ooooeerrrr missus...i was looking out for you last week when i was out,and we could have been in chloes at same time,,i was sat by the stairs,on a very high backed seat,towering above everyone else,i was with a girl in a red top,she has huge bazzokas too.(and a coppers ex-wife)...oh well maybe next time eh?
Hope you had a good night out ,,bit of sh!tty weather lastnite too,so hoped ya didnt get too wet.

Well i'm in work today and tomorow until 10pm,so another boring weekend for me

I hope your well,chat later if your on,i'll log on about 11-11:30,to see if your about,if not chat soon take care and stay safe

grrrr the yikes button wont work for me ,,,maybe you could yikes the posting yourself,,rather than having the whole of the world seeing it

see ya later

Hi Em, Well I don't remember seeing you at Chloe's, I was very drunk by the time I got there. There was free wine at Le Frog, a couple of litre bottles of red were on the table and I was the only one who like red wine, so you can imagine I did my best to drink it as it was free, would have been a shame not to. I was wearing a suit and a white shirt so you may have seen me as I think I was the only person out with a suit on. Anyway who is this coppers ex wife ?, anyone I would know ?.

Well I have had no luck in deleting that last post, but no one has phoned me so I think I will be OK, I am sure no one would read these posts.

I see you are on line so perhaps we will speak , though I am very tired and washed out after last night so wont be up long.

David

im here

How are you ?, didn't work too hard I hope.

Ohh i don't remember seeing anyone in a suit,,ya posh sod,
you may know the copper,but i'm not sayin
And yes it would be very rude not to drink the freeeeee wine..

Well i hope you don't get any strange funny,,heavy breathing kinda phonecalls now

Has it been your day off today,,its been nice so i hope youv'e been enjoying the sun while its out..

I'm very well thankyou,,i think i'll just go and get meself a stella,,or maybe a midori,vodka and lemo,,,,oooo i could make meself a cocktail and add southern comfort too,so many choices..

No i didn't work hard at all,piled them all on the bus and drove to formby ,had a pinic-tea,and then just drove around,,easy eh??

How are you??

I only wore the suit cos I had nothing else to wear, my washing machine broke down last week and everything was dirty. Thought I looked very smart if not a bit over dressed . Bought a new washer and drier now £500, so now I am broke .

Yes day off today but been too ill to enjoy it, just having a bottle of lager now, hair of the dog..

£500 is abit expensive for a washer/dryer,or is it one of each??,
Well i'm sure you looked very smart

Does hair of the dog actually work,or is it a myth made up by a drunk

and cheers,ive just opened a stella,,,clink

Cheers !

It was a washer and a drier, I bought them on a credit card so I'm not broke really, I will just forget about the money now and end up in loads of debt.

Hair of dog always works for me, I must sound like an alcoholic though, most of my posts seem to be about me being drunk

noooooo i would never think your an alcholic

.just kiddin
alot of my postings are about being drunk aswell

So whats your plans for tomorrow if any?? anything exciting??

Well as its my weekend off, think we will take Helen out somewhere, don't know where yet, some park or stately home or perhaps Formby and see the squirrels, I now its sad but i am a member of the national Trust but it gets you in free at loads of places.

What about you.....working ?

That sounds exciting,i keep meaning to become a member of the national trust myself,iwill one day.i should push myself more to visit these places as i know my lad would love it too,he's really into old buildings and surroundings,and he loves formby,but the weather has been so rubbish lately,and ive been workin every weekend,to actually do something.
He's been with his dad today while ive been working,and was dropped off here when i finnished work.He said he seen a ghost today,ive tryed to explain it was probably just someone standing in the window,just so he's not scared.but his dad has told him too it was a ghost,as he seen it too apparently,and he doesn't seem to bothered by it,they seen itat Walton Gardens?? where ever that is .

Tomorrow i am working 2:30-10pm again,so another crap weekend of not being able to do anything,ive give me boss some crap over me rota,and me next months rota doesnt seem too bad