h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not even a box?

nah, struggles too much. Even the chloroform didn't help.

Hi, Peng!
Want a ?
It's not like the ones in the Smurfs, that explode.
... It's worse : it's got the Prof in it!

and

BOO!!

Nah, no way has that got Prof in it - it's not *near* warped enough!

Now, now, what's wrong with my warping paper?

Ok, now *that* one made me laugh out loud! Thank you!

Evening, SF!

thank you, Hoggy.

Good evening and good night to you. It's kind of late here, and i need to do some shopping tomorrow, so it's bye already, i'm afraid.

That's ok, I'm off as well!

Sweet dreams!

warping paper



I'm so warped, that even Freud would have failed

just lay on the bed and think of england
start counting those

I'm Proud to be a Yorkshiremanand British

I'll never be classed as English or European

Um... I have a list here that requires you to tick animal, vegetable or mineral?

Mineral is always the best option there. Lots of potential and no narrow definitions.

(clue - Professor ANIMAL Chaos...)

I always tick "other"

and sometimes, if they've not properly defined the questionnaire I'm very helpful and write in the 'Other:' section for them.

We had a great questionnaire at work recently for social activities.
It contained the following as the first question:

"1) A group of IT Services staff are focusing on setting up social activities for ITS staff. Would you be interested in attending any of these planned events? YES/ NO

If NO please give further details "


some people just don;t understand questionnaires and how to write them.

When I was in high school, for a lark, I walked around for a few weeks carrying a clip board, walking up to schoolmates and asking, "I'm taking a survey: 'what do you think?'".

The most popular reply was "nothing" with "I don't know" following in close second. My favorite reply was "banana cream sausage on rye". "Snorkle snorkle snot grot" was also good. I had almost lost interest when I finally got a valid answer (not that I was expecting one.)

There *is* a valid answer?

Blimey, *someone* needs to get a life!