I feel so important.Hello. I am the one they call Hawley Smoot.
My full name, actually, is Stephen James Lawrence Arthur Yorgi "Gompers" Pinky Pika Q Hawley-Smoot Fish Schultz III.
I see no reason to not release this info... no self-respecting physco-maniac-psycho-weirdo would go after little ol' me.
I like the Guide. I have three cool entries. Read them or I will come to your house and beat you up. And I will too. I've logged your IP adress and will track you down. So ha!
Oh... some facts about me:
I'm cool, tall, not disgustingly ugly (so I'm led to believe), not partially insane, born in Houston Texas, lived most of my recent life in Bakersfield California, and currently attending UCLA as a Computer Science and Engineering major who wants to be in Film.
I am deeply in love with somebody who's name I won't give out here, because she'd hit me.
And that's it. If you made it to the end of this paragraph, you have incredible stamina of the eyes and mind.
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