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Confessions of a newbie: Day 1
Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Sep 9, 2009
Hah my names not in that notebook of yours
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 9, 2009
Well, thank BoB there are plenty of hoopy frueds round to facilitate disassociation of the flavour into its main gumchee consiituations and prevent unecessary jargon complificating things too much... 
I'll lettuce someone else explain 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 9, 2009
2legs - have a look at this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nighthoover
Found it while searching for the jargon page.
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 9, 2009
I love it!
At least nighthoover has his own smiley {
} and is better value than a goo invisible 
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GarudaJones Posted Sep 9, 2009
Signing off soon, but wow. I now know all kinds of things about Nighthoovers, mufflewhumps, emoticons and all that jazz.
A confusing, thrilling, rollercoaster ride of a first day interacting with this community.
Who knows what tomorrow will bring!
Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome.
GF ('Jonesy')
x
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 9, 2009
Bye for now, Jonesy 
Here's a bar of 
for the energy to get home
*turns all the signs around* 
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Sep 9, 2009
have a nice evening
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 9, 2009
Tommorrow will bring, kitchen countertops made in Spain, swamp creatures, bewildering array of petunias, lampposts, and a chinchilla called 'Greg', plus a hamster and ham[p]ster or twelvity... 
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 9, 2009
poor chap - I wonder if he'll get any time to do any work whilst he is here? 
or even if he had any idea what he was letting himself in for.
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Sep 9, 2009
Hi Chris and welcome (Has anybody said that yet? - did someone shout backlog?)
There are many part-time 
ers about the place too...
...and with an enormous record collection you will know the relevant line from this I'm sure.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair...
Take it away folks.
t.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 9, 2009
*waves shyly from behind a potted plant*
Don't let them drive you insane...they will try.
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Sep 9, 2009
Some don't have to try *glances at 2legs (y'know you're loved, li'l bro)*
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*
returns from her evening hunt and brings plenty of BBQ:able stuff*
May I have a 
, please? sized of course
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 9, 2009
"poor chap - I wonder if he'll get any time to do any work whilst he is here? "
Work? Work? I certainly hope not... If we suddenly get Italics who do work, it'll embarase all the older Italics
now... hang on one bread-bin picking moment... someone just said something relaly important.... I'm sure they did... or my name isn't err whatever it is that my name is...
*thinks* 
*thinks** 
I got it... someone mention booze?
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 9, 2009
no, well yes, there was booze of course, but what she said was 'you know you're loved 2legs!'
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KB Posted Sep 9, 2009
Hi Chris,
I see most of the Rogue's Gallery have give you a baptism of fire already. 
Nice to see you. I'll look forward to seeing your writing. 
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KB Posted Sep 9, 2009
(...and since you said you'll be doing a bit of subbing and editing, slap an 'n' on the end of that 'give', please. 
)
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 9, 2009
in hootoo land it is either too early or too late to panic
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 9, 2009
Who are you calling a rogue? 
Tham's fightin' words, mister.... 
(I'm not roguish, I'm just peculiar....)
More tea, Vicar? 
Don't mind if I do.
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Confessions of a newbie: Day 1
- 81: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Sep 9, 2009)
- 82: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 9, 2009)
- 83: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 9, 2009)
- 84: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 9, 2009)
- 85: GarudaJones (Sep 9, 2009)
- 86: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Sep 9, 2009)
- 87: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Sep 9, 2009)
- 88: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 9, 2009)
- 89: Malabarista - now with added pony (Sep 9, 2009)
- 90: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 9, 2009)
- 91: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Sep 9, 2009)
- 92: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Sep 9, 2009)
- 93: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Sep 9, 2009)
- 94: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Sep 9, 2009)
- 95: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 9, 2009)
- 96: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 9, 2009)
- 97: KB (Sep 9, 2009)
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- 99: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 9, 2009)
- 100: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 9, 2009)
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