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We made sure there was no Hokey Pokey at our wedding ... TJ's mom actually injured herself doing the Hokey Pokey at another wedding, and eventually needed a hip replacement! So be very, very careful when doing stupid dances, folks!

Mike

Shea, I prefer to let other people
do the stupid dances. I can find other
stupid things to do readily enough.

Oh, I'm a horrible dancer too. Like Paul, I can fake it, but elegance isn't my feature.
Maybe some tango and waltz, but that's it.

I love to dance, and I'm happy I got a chance to do some!

I was mistaken, TJ'm mom threw out her knee doing the Hokey Pokey ... and now we found out she broke her toe at our wedding! I think she needs to just sit down!

Mr. Elly
Mrs. Mike

that's certainly one way to remember your sons wedding.

She said she celebrates his sister's anniversary by the aching of her knee, and can celebrate ours by the aching of her toe ...

I wunder how people will remember our wedding.

Auw you're such a sweetie Mike, I'm sure loads of people will remember it

They'll probably remember it by the wonderful smiles pasted on your faces!

you certainly looked great in the photos

Just so long as she doesn't hurt her thumbs
the next time.

"By the aching of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."



Well, maybe we can rewrite things for toes and knees.

By the aching of my knee,
Here come my T.J. and Shea.

By the aching of my toe,
Hokey-pokey's a non-no.

Um...not many people will remember our wedding 'coz not many were there. It sums up around...15, I think.
My mum will, though, even though she wasn't there.
It's her birthday date

Auw

I didn't realize Shea rhymed with knee ...