h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*from the splatter, a thousand tiny sea voices rise up*

slippage? me? what?

*Ice who for some reason didn't even respond to the entire fight or subsquent explosion is sitting in his seat still with a branch sticking out of his right shoulder. He looks at the wound. Does a double take and screams*

OW!

*reaches and pulls out hte shrapnel*
ow ow ow ow ow OW!

*the wound begeans healing as Ice looks amazed at the rather large chunk of wood that was lodged in his body*

*the splatters come together to form a mass that looks very strangely like this:*

The mass looks strangely like a smiley??

a < bigeyes > smiley, to be precise!

Well that's just crazy.

Aye, Aye it is.....



....I like the explosion

Zeb: Yeah, that WAS a nice blast, wasn't it? Been a while since I used a Can-O-Whoopass. Glad to see they're still functional.

Zeb: Sooooooo... nice club you got here, sea... what goes on, other than really-touchy-plant conflicts?

oh, you know, the standard fan club stuff... chitchat, more chitchat, and the occasional adventure...

chicken sacrifice, amputee limbo, erotic cookery, black mass. hat sort of thing

Zeb: I think you should make Heavy president of your fanclub... he seems to have a lot of good ideas for it.

well, naturally, um, er... i am not in, uh, charge of my own, um, fan club, so therefore, er, um, i cannot make that, um, executive decision.

you need some fun in your life

Zeb: Chicken sacrifice! Chicken sacrifice!

yeah chicken scrifice!!!!!

Ooo are we going to have a ritual or is it straight in there best researcher for themselves ?

there's fun in my life.

occasionally.

*sees chicken run past*

uh oh. this could get messy...