h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not more people leaving!

Wow sea, I'm absolutely loving the Quest - I can't wait until next Thursday to find out what happens next!!!

thanks, cafram! i'm glad to hear it! i'm having so much fun writing it....

this next week should get everyone all excited, too!

yeah action sequence! oww!

i'm quite proud of that. it went through a lot of revisions, though.

You do good work.

i like the quest lots. especially cos it features people we know...and you shamelessly use suspense to fuel our desires...

Zeb: ...Huh... what? Where am I? The las' thing I remember, I was postin' announzements of my return ad nausszzeum, and then I went to a bar for a shelebratory drink, and then... thingsz are kinda a blur...

*stands back from drunk shrew*

hi, zeb! good to see ya!

Zeb(to nearby potted plant): What're YOU lookin' at?!

..yeah he's back!!

......am i the only one who is being made really nervous by the fact that there's an irritable drunken shrew in the room?

ah, what am i talking about? i've got boots on...

where have you been, zeb?

bouncing a small rubber ball from himself onto the floor off the wall and back again.

An irritable, drunken shrew? He's got a drinking problem, then. When I get drunk, I gets happy!

hes been...waitforit...lazy!

Zeb: NO!! NO!! NOT LAZY!! I've been doing... things... things that I DON'T wanna talk about right now... lemme put it to ya THIS way... outside H2G2 is a big, big world... that sucks royally.






Zeb: Now, if you'll excuse me, a certain potted plant is about to get is smug @$$ kicked!!

<... it* ...>

way to kill that............plant

Yo - Pssst. Don't want to unnecessarily alarm you and all that but have you noticed that all the other plants have started to look at us.

*moves away slowly from Zeb*

*to ex-R* nah, it's not a problem. he's always irritable. he just tends to take it out on the houseplants when he's drunk.

*notices plants looking menacing, decides to use red dog as a human sheild*