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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Mar 21, 2002
*Ice finnaly gets tired of waiting for a dramatic moment and steps up with the MEGA-TASER 6000*
Anyone for extra crispy?
*Thrusts the 194,913,951,395 volt taser into the chicken and smiles as the hum and hiss of electricity is heard.*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 21, 2002
Zeb(As he and chicken are simultaneously fried):AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-GGH!!
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Mar 21, 2002
*the chicken also tottaly fried by the zap begins to teeter and fall slowly in the direction of zeb...*
Uhh ohh...
*Ice focuses his power and with a woosh of wind zeb is about 10 feet away with Ice standing over him. Just then the chicken falls over siziling as the room fills with the wonderfull smell of bbq chicken and... uh... shrew...*
Lunch anyone?
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sea - logging on from w*rk - using alab*ster BLECH! Posted Mar 21, 2002
*shrug*
i've never had shrew before...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Mar 22, 2002
You know what they say...It tastes like chicken.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 22, 2002
i once watched a film in which the funniest line was 'it definately does not taste like chicken'
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 22, 2002
Zeb(in labored voice): Ever... see... the... movie where... they tried to... eat... a... SHREW... but it... tore out... their... JUGULAR first??... That... was... cool...
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Mar 23, 2002
LoL
We need a really big rotissery to cook this chicken up tho
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Mar 24, 2002
*Looks at the smoking shrew nervously.*
Ok, but you do the dirty deed. I'll smile sweetly and say
"O.K., bend over and say Aaaah." or "This will only hurt a moment."
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Mar 24, 2002
Shrew is a little tough and stringy I'll stick to the chicken.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 24, 2002
Zeb: Damn... straight...!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Mar 25, 2002
*still 
*
i think i'll go for the chicken too. i'm afraid that even if i eat zeb, he'll still try and kill me from the inside. 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Mar 25, 2002
Besides, he looks cool, lying there, smoldering. Maybe you
could decorate him and put him on your mantle.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 25, 2002
*helpfully*
I still have the stuffing ready
*looks at Zeb*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Mar 27, 2002
good idea, ex-R. but do you think febreze will get the stench out of his fur without changing that lovely charred look?
stuffing smells good, red dog. but aren't you supposed to put that in BEFORE you cook the shrew?
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 27, 2002
Zeb: That's it, I'm goin' for the self destruct...
Zeb: Damn. Wrong watch.
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- 261: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Mar 21, 2002)
- 262: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 21, 2002)
- 263: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Mar 21, 2002)
- 264: sea - logging on from w*rk - using alab*ster BLECH! (Mar 21, 2002)
- 265: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Mar 22, 2002)
- 266: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 22, 2002)
- 267: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 22, 2002)
- 268: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 23, 2002)
- 269: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Mar 23, 2002)
- 270: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Mar 24, 2002)
- 271: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Mar 24, 2002)
- 272: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 24, 2002)
- 273: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 25, 2002)
- 274: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Mar 25, 2002)
- 275: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 25, 2002)
- 276: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 27, 2002)
- 277: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 27, 2002)
- 278: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 27, 2002)
- 279: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 27, 2002)
- 280: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 27, 2002)
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