h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i have only been gone a couple weeks... but it's still weird! i left in the middle of this whole remodeling/redecorating thing my parents are doing, so i missed out on a lot of it!

my puppy dog's name is Pee Wee. he's a pug, and he's sooooo sweet... (don't be misled when i call him a puppy, he's 7 years old and darned near blind)

I've got two cats, Dante and Remus.

Dante is a food-driven bengal breed that tends to frighten everyone quite often with his howling.

Unt Remus is a thirteen year old fat, white cat with a nasal tumor. So I'll be sitting there petting him, only to be sneezed on right in the face. If you ever visit Boston and drop by here, do not be alarmed by the large amount of cat tumor snot that we are always cleaning off the walls.

awww, that's so cute! although i don't know how cute i'd think it was if he sneezed in MY face...

dante sounds like my friend natalie's cat, gizmo. that animal is insane! i spent the night at her house once, and he jumped into a cabinet and spent half an hour playing with the door, making a banging noise that kept me up all night!!!

Hello.

Sorry it took so long to reply, but I've really gone mad these past few days, I'm exhausted (completely wiped out), and I thought that the only lonely place was on the moon, but apparantly I've never been more wrong in my entire life. Not to mention school starts tomorrow and I still have two more chapters of chemistry summer homework to finish in less than 24 hours.

sea you soon (harharhar)

sorry to hear about your discovery about the lonely place... and good luck with the chemistry. i never did like chemistry...

have fun starting school... hey, it could be worse, right?

I guess so...

But everything's alright now because I stripped off all of my clothing (except my bowler hat, of course) after I posted the last message, and jumped into the neighbors' pool. I would have done so in mine, but I realized I didn't have one, not to mention that the bathtub seemed a bit too shallow for diving in.

woo hoo!

did you convince the pool that it was a gin & tonic first?

Well, what would you think if a lemon of medium build and wearing a bowler hat jumped into you?

Oh, wait...that wasn't meant to be dirty...

i do that too... walking blindly into the really obvious ones.

When I'm tired, it's as if my communication level deteriorates to that of a dumb beast. Kinda like what's happening now, but at least you didn't take what I said in a bad way...

Hoopy

How's college life?

i'm a pretty good sport. it takes a lot to offend me

college is cool, although i'm eating too much ice cream and not exercizing enough... oh well, i was kinda thin to begin with. my classes are good, and my roommate is cool, and basically i'm having a really good time.

.... you just started school, right? how is it?

I went to California two weeks prior to school starting. Had a great time. Lost ten pounds. Got back home and started school and gained back thirteen pounds...

I've good teachers for the most part. The work's a pain in the ass, though. My mum went nuts and threatened to take away all of my material possesions unless I maintain an A average in all of my classes. And they're all honor classes too. *sigh*

My internet time is cut because of this. Lots of work to do and not enough time to do it, I guess.

Ah, well.


Just out of curiosity, where in LA did you reside?

wow. parents... sheesh.

i'm currenly in south central. i used to live in the suburbs. i'm about 10 min from downtown - that is, from the part of downtown that has the big buildings.

Ah. I just visited Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and Anaheim (Anahiem?), so I honestly have no clue about the different places in LA and such.


It's late and I'm tired. Nighty-night

yep, i'm right near hollywood/beverly hills. but in a less-nice neighborhood.

night!

Hi!

Do you happen to know what OTOH stands for?

You took that whole @$$ grabbing thing quite well. If I were you, though, I would have punched the guy in the face. Or lower .

But I'm not you so I guess the only realistic thing I can do is express my sympathy. Sorry that had to happen to you, sea .

Hello?

hi! sorry, have been a bit busy lately.

heh heh... the @$$ grabbing incident... well, it's not the first time that that's happened to me, and i was equally shocked both times. so shocked, in fact, that i was unable to properly punish the offender... i WOULD have hit him or something, but i was so incredibly floored that he did it that i had to sit down. lol

OTOH? where did you hear it from?

I figured out that it means On The Other Hand.

Who would have thought, eh?

I read it as Oh The Octopus' Hermitcrab, but it didn't really fit in context with the rest of the sentence