h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're the first person I've ever met that gets the headaches too.

It starts behind the eyes. An aching of sorts. And then the dizziness...

And then, without warning, everything becomes painful. The light burns, so you go and turn it off. The darkness burns, so you lie there with your eyes shut, sweat dripping down your forehead, and then all of a sudden, your little brother walks in screaming!

Screaming!

Argh! The pain. The horror...


But, hey, we seem to have a lot in common.

you forgot the part about where you throw your brother out by the pants, then your PARENTS come in screaming...

yeppers, those headaches are a part of life.

funny how they've generated more comments than anything i've ever put on my userpage before!

Go pack!

lol.

in a minute, in a minute... (see why i have to depend on other people to make me do things?! i'm SO unmotivated!!!! )

Tell me about it. I've got a thousand pages to read in less than two weeks before school starts, and I've just been sitting here online for the past four hours.

But that was a pretty fast reply, by the way...

i'm omnipresent.

*retreats to a corner of the computer room and puts his towel over his head*

You can't see me now

*looks around wildly*

aw, dangit, i HATE it when i scare men off like that! *sigh* one look and they run screaming...

I don't recall screaming, and it would be too much effort to run even if it is only a few steps. I do remember cowering nervously, though, as if one wrong step would cause the world to disappear in a puff of logic.

Not that I sometimes wouldn't mind such a thing from happening, but I'm definately not in that kind of mood today.
Today I decided I'd go mad!

Well, almost everyday I decide to go mad, but that's not the point!

i've /BEEN/ mad for quite some time now. very therapeutic, actually. you should see my lemon-jumping-into-a-gin-&-tonic someday.

i've /BEEN/ mad for quite some time now. very therapeutic, actually. you should see my lemon-jumping-into-a-gin-&-tonic TRICK someday.

(pressed 'post' too soon. )

Ah. I see...

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who jumps into lakes in the nude pretending that I'm a lemon that is about to embark on a mystical journey unlike any other in the intoxicatingly great, and murky depths of a glass of gin and tonic.

it's the ONLY way to adventure!

You're weird!


Oh, wait, no! You're not!
* slaps himself *

haha! am too!!!!

Tomorrow I take a plane at a ridiculously early hour in the morning to the godforsaken wastelands of California. Well, San fransisco and then Los Angeles really, but they're both godforsaken nevertheless.

It's a shame too. I'd just found a large enough glass of gin & tonic that was deep enough for us lemons to jump into in the nude right before you embarked on your journey to college. But I guess I'll just have to save it for another occasion. Your graduation or what not.

Best of luck.

Oh, wait...

You live in California

*cough*

*ahem*

Er,

Sorry about that...


*ahem*

Los Angeles even.

that's allright. don't worry about it. have fun while you're here. go to the beach and get a tan. let me know if you need something to do!

*San Francisco, rather*

I honestly have no clue what Los Angeles has to offer besides beaches and some really great restaurants, but then again, what else would one do when they're on vacation?

I visited several years ago, but I guess I was just too young to appreciate or even remember anything from the trip...