I lied
Hello
Hello. I'm not really a monkey, I'm a 32 year old woman who designs websites for a living.
I believe Essex is misunderstood
I'm from Essex. I don't wear white stilettos or dance around my handbag on a Friday night. I don't have a shaggy perm enhanced with home highlights and three inch long roots. My boyfriend doesn't sport a sovereign ring or any other form of chunky gold adornment. In fact, to look at me you could almost imagine I am from Oxfordshire, Lincolnshire or even Cornwall.
The amazing eternal life device
Startling pictorial evidence of Alex Chiu's amazing eternal life rings. Cutting edge animated gifs to boot.
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