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Thoroughly miserable git
spacemonkey Started conversation Jun 12, 2000
I am, that is. I have two children: a girl of 9 and a boy of 6. And I can't bear them. Of course, I love them. But I can't bear them at the same time. I feel like dumping them on their father's doorstep and jumping on a plane to just about anywhere but here. Vulgaria, perhaps - the land where children are illegal from chitty chitty bang bang (a film i found TERRIFYING as a child). I have had ENOUGH of pokemon cards. I have had ENOUGH of sibling rivalry. I have had ENOUGH whingeing about my cooking. DOWN WITH KIDS!!!!!
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